A note on punctuation -

If you think someone has to capitalize every pronoun that refers to you, you're not a dominant, you're a tiny dicked mama's boy living in the basement eating hot pockets.

With that out of the way, lets get to the meat of things, shall we?

I'm tired of cutesey greetings. Almost as tired as I am of reading people screaming that no one reads profiles. I can guarantee that at least 50% of those that whine about their profile not being read don't read profiles themselves.

Lets just be blunt. I don't want to complete some kind of fetish dream for you (not all the time, anyway). This isn't about getting off for me, not always anyway. This is about being in a romantic, loving, respectful relationship with someone that shares common interests with me, and that we meet each others emotional, mental, and physical needs.

I work. A lot. What I seek is a woman that will maintain the household, and have dinner ready when I come home from work so that when I get there, we can sit together, watch TV, play video games, read, whatever we feel like, without the constant need to bicker or dicker over whose turn it is to do the dishes.

As for what I'm "into" Well, the bedroom stuff is easiest, lets start there. I get turned on by submission, name calling, causing pain, play rape, cutting, blood play, knife play, begging, and just about anything else a woman can do to be helpless in a sexual situation.

In not bedroom activities, I want to know where you are 24/7, who you're with, and what you're doing 24/7. Idealy, you would report in to me every minute that your activities change. Total power exchange, from vacuming to shopping for groceries.

What are -you- into?