More good news, boys! The Magnificent and Illustrious ME is coming to HK again, and will be available for sessions from Mar 23 til Mar 29... :)

Happy New Year, boys and girls!!! may the Force be with you! :))))))))

Have you heard the good news, boys? :) Your dearest QK007 will be in HK in February, and am available for meetings/sessions. Merry Christmas, my dear boys! :))))

My goodness, it is so liberating to realise that I am a "freak" in so so many ways!!! :D In the light of this article, however, I am profoundly proud!!! 

Money worries and the distractions of social media mean people are having sex less frequently, researchers say.

A once-a-decade poll

 of 15,000 Britons found those aged 16-44 were having sex fewer than five times a month. Full article:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25094142

Once again, I weep for humanity! 

After all the fun and excitement of this weekend, I must conclude that it probably has been too much. It is 3 am on a Monday morning, I am still not in bed, and am reading Chuck Norris jokes to lull myself. Obviously, it is not working, but at this hour I find it hilarious!

* Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do. * When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run!!! * Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian. * Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. * Chuck Norris can hear sign language. * Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. * Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. * Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. * Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. * Chuck Norris makes onions cry. * M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. * Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. * Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.* 

Dear Gentlemen, a somewhat strange up-date to my search criteria: I'd like to meet a submissive male who enjoys cycling. By that, I mean road cycling, not mountain biking. And the fitness level I'd like to see is someone who does etaps de Tour, not someone who onc, when he was fifteen years younger, had a bike in the garage. Age is not important, liking cycling is!  

New picture, for the boys who are not used to seeing me in make-up... Enjoy! :)

Crikey! As if the fall-out from "50 Shades the Book" wasn't bad enough -- now they are making a Blockbuster! Pretty soon we, Dommes, won't only be pestered by semi-literate "Shady Grey" chauvinists wanting to "convert" us -- we will have to face a GENERATION of the illiterate Greys who had to wait for the movie to come out!!!! I weep for humanity!!!

From an email exchange with a sweet vanilla guy who has a slight fear of dominatrices. My email to him:     "Really? I usually open with "You look awfully familiar! Have I not done you already at some point in the past?" and while the guy is all shocked and lost for words -- for I do look far too decent to ask such questions! -- I continue with "So, are you circumcised???" That's when the guy faints, I grab him by the leg, drag him into my dominatrix lair, and in a few weeks emerge, wearing his pelt as a loincloth... "    :D :))))))

This has made me feel quite smug about myself! :D BDSM enthusiasts are less neurotic than vanilla people! AMEN to that!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2333244/Could-bondage-good-S-M-enthusiasts-healthier-neurotic-tamer-sex-life.html

Another weekend away -- and yet another reason for a journal entry! Here it goes:

1) To all the gentlemen who wrote to me in this past week saying "hi miss", "hello", and even "sup?!" -- there are a few dozens of you -- hello back! :) What are you trying to achieve with that particular 1/2 word message? To make sure I am not a cold-calling centre from the Philippines? Or do you want to hear "sup" back before you make a superhuman effort and string five words together into one readable sentence?!?

2) To all the gentlemen who, upon reading the fact that I am not a pro-domme, have decided that I am some kind of charitable BDSM organization of at least 20 people -- no, I do not care about your interests, fears or hang-ups. No, I do not provide BDSM information for beginners. No, I am not interested in seeing whether I can make a Dom into a sub. Nor do I have time (or any desire whatsoever!) to to spend my evenings watching some random guys in Canada wank themselves silly. Nor will I send my lingerie to anyone for free! Nor will I spend three months chatting to you all evenings about how you should become a better slave! Pardon my French, but WTF?!?

3) To all the "bondage tourists" out there, who will be in London/Madrid/Lisbon/Geneva/Paris or anywhere else in the world between this date and a date 3 days later, on business, away from "loveless marriage"-- here is a free BDSM order for you: take your tear-jerking story to some leather-clad pro for £300/hour, put it on your CC, claim it as "expenses" -- and see what happens! :) And do tell us all the story, for maybe THEN I will have some sympathy for you! :)

4) To the guys who cannot take a simple "no" as an answer -- seek help! Or get together with guys from the 3rd paragraph.  They are coming soon to the town near you, on business! They will have some free evenings to spare... :)

Hope that's clear! 

Gentlemen,

a few things have happened over the last few weeks, so I feel compelled to write another entry.

First, I thought I should make it clear that I do have Bulk Mail filters, and that CM does not update your age automatically. Why does it matter? The emails from people who are now over 30 do not get delivered because by profile they are under 25, and I get emails through from guys who were over 30 before WWII (yes yes, "do not mention the war!"). Now, my filters are not rigidly set to the 30-50 age bracket, as there will always be exceptions.  But if you are younger than my cats would be in human years, that is just creepy, and if I were to help solve anyone's mommy/daddy issues, I'd only ever vouch for my own anyway! And to those guys who have been lost to my Bulk filter, my most sincere apologies, I do not look there often, and I do not know (yet) how to set up automatic notifications on CM. 

Second, I do not know how about you, the readers of my little babble, but for me s/D is something that cannot be done and felt the same way to someone I am not attracted to, physically. Yes, I am mean and shallow, blah blah... :) So it is all fine and jolly to receive a couple dozens "may I please be your slave pretty please", and I am most happy you deem me superior and worthy of submission -- kudos to me -- but I HAVE TO SEE YOUR PICTURE before any kind of consideration.  I do not require you to post it on your profile, but I do want to be able to communicate without people fainting behind their screens and running for the woods when I ask for a picture.  Geesh, guys, one might think I have ask for a kidney or something!!! If you are not able to provide it -- a picture, that is, NOT a kidney! -- you are definitely not able to meet me, therefore we are just wasting each other's time.  And to the guy who took some cute blond banker boy's picture on the tube instead (you know who you are!), charming! If I were that guy, I'd sue!

Third, I have been approached by someone who wanted to be my financial slave, just like that, out of the blue. I have thought about it, and no, I positively cannot accept cash from strangers, in no form. I feel no "kinky buzz" about it at all. Should any men, who are into this type of domination, find it acceptable to get to know each other first, I might be open to "basket offerings" in the future. But only to very few guys, and only should proper chemistry develop! No one wants to have to pick up 100 gift strap-ons at their local post office, do they?!?

So, I guess this is it for today! Thank you for reading! :)

Gentlemen,

I am posting this out of curiosity just to see what happens.

I have been toying with an idea for a while now, and have recently come to the conclusion that acquiring a sub partner is probably the best way for me to guarantee both a sustainable and enjoyable long-term relationship. Therefore, I would like to see the standard of offers currently available.

I will be looking for someone submissive, yet manly (for this particular position I will not be interested in cross-dressers), well-educated, cultured, clean-cut, single with no children, and who is enjoyable company in vanilla surroundings. A good laugh, with a friendly attitude, somebody of whom my mother would not say "Oh my God, what is that?" Someone well-travelled and ideally who has lived on different continents (NOT while invading other countries!). And, ideally someone I'd enjoy cuddling up to on occasion.

Vanilla-wise, my interests include, but are not limited to, opera (I used to hold season tickets, and I have travelled to three different countries specifically to see Tosca!), classical music (I prefer Tchaikovsky and Mussorgsky in the morning and jazz in the evening), mountain and trail walking (I do enjoy the great outdoors), general adventures (be it going to random places on humanitarian missions, or trying to taste all Trappist beers in two weeks), BBC television (HIGNFY, QI, Mock the Week, Would I Lie to You), sit-coms and movies (something artistic, eye-opening or life-assuring, not sleep and revolt-inducing like rom-coms), reading (classics, not FT or The Sun), exploring, city breaks, volunteering, fine dining, and philosophical discussions over a glass of fine red wine. I do love listening, and really enjoy being able to learn new things from a person. I would like to learn more about Spanish wine, or wine in general, that is next on my "to learn" list.

BDSM-wise, I will be looking for someone settled and submissive, but not a "worthless worm", who is into psychological and mental domination and not as much into pain, who will be happy to be owned completely and unreservedly, will always be willing to serve as a boy-toy, yet to whom I could come with my problems and concerns, and in whom I could confide and find a friend.

Should those men exist, or if you think that I should include more "criteria", please come forward!

Dear Gentlemen,

after a substantial absence, and finding a lot of letters upon my return, I felt compelled to clarify something.

First, and foremost, I am not a professional Domme, and I do not charge by the hour, and I do not have any set "membership" fee.  And while some of the offers I have found were extremely tempting, that is not exactly what I am looking for. BDSM for me is a streak of a soul, if you please, and I would feel that infinitely cheapened if I were to sell it by the hour. That is not to say that I do not appreciate attention, gifts or having my needs taken care of -- of course I do. But I don't sell time! If I won't see you for free, I won't see you for money! Hope it brings a bit of clarity...

What I am looking for is perhaps best described by my previous and ongoing BDSM-style relationships, which span over almost a decade. One of them has been my "bridesmaid" many years ago, another couple have just asked me to be the godmother of their upcoming first-born. I am not looking for someone to come and clean my house twice a week. If I wanted that I would have gotten a normal straight-forward cleaner. I am looking for a few submissive men or women who will spend perhaps another decade in my entourage, making me happy while doing it... 

And another thing, which I read quite often on here, and which surprises me every time, is "submissive men" sending me what is best described as a cover letter, with a list of what they like, enjoy, and the limitations they have. Which, of course, is very important -- for them. YOUR likes and limitations make no difference to me whatsoever. I know what I like, I know what I am into, and THAT is what I am going to have and to do. I know that is/will not be everyone's kink, that there are men who are into this or that, and, great! Life's richness lays in diversity! But I am not going to somehow miraculously get into needle play by the weekend just because it is some sub's fantasy! Will the list-sending gentlemen please use the many available services that are catered for demand-wavers specifically!