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PuppyMayBite

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No, I am not "owned" nor do I wish to be. Notice how my profile does not show that I am actively seeking anything, sub, Dom, or otherwise. That is because I am not. I don't even bother logging in that much anymore. I have a partner, he is all I need. This puppy has teeth, so be careful or she may bite. By the way, sending me a message telling me what you would do to me if I bite is so NOT cute. I am also not wowed by one liners or people old enough to be my parents (or grandparents) saying they are after my tail. If you obviously did not read my profile and especially if you say inappropriate things to me, I WILL bite. If you are rude to me in any way, I will be rude back. If you are polite, I will do my best to be nice as well. Also, I am sorry everyone about how a lot of times in my messages don't have proper capitals, my phone is being stupid. I use my phone mostly because then I can access cm on the go.
9/25/2013 5:53:37 PM

Just a polite warning... it's really hard to start up a conversation with me, especially if you're a Dominant. That doesn't mean it's impossible, but be warned that I will be curt and closed at first. I've had way too many people ignoring the fact that I am not looking for anything on here, and thinking they can change that.
I like the block button.
Also, in answer to the question (which I've been asked by quite a few people): If you aren't looking for anything, why are you on here?
I like to keep in touch with some friends who I only talk to on here.

6/17/2013 10:02:34 AM
So I am really curious as to why people who are either too stupid or too lazy to write properly think they deserve to be served. A sub should respect their Dom, and I find it really hard to respect someone who cannot write and speak. I am not saying perfectly, just well enough to be understood and not look like a gradeschool dropout. But hey, I am just a dog. *Scratches her ear and lets out a little sigh.* Also a girl brony is a pegasister. :3
3/25/2013 8:58:30 PM
Bite count: 10 Is it any wonder I rarely log in anymore? Seriously, some people would do the world such a favor by just going away and leaving the rest of us alone.
3/25/2013 8:47:50 AM

What do you call a girl brony? Because I have fallen in love with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Hehe.

11/14/2012 1:13:45 PM
*Sits down and scratches her ear with a back paw, then gives a little woof.* Thinking of changing my orientation from "sub" to "switch" but not sure. I try to keep my Domme mentality tucked away when visiting on here, but people tend to bring out the bitch in me. Hehe, pun intended. Anyway, just thinking out loud. Woof!
11/8/2012 11:59:40 AM
So excited! So excited! So excited! I get to have a puppy day tomorrow! Puppy day puppy day puppy day!!! *Runs around in circles until she trips and falls over, then lays panting and grinning.* And and and and I got my very first ever dog dildo! *Blushes.* I really like him, he is big and soft. I can't take the knot yet, but I was really close just on my first try! I hope I can take it tomorrow, it would be so great to be all tied up while in puppy mode tomorrow. *Melts.*
10/28/2012 12:00:42 PM
Bite count: 9 Also, from now on anyone who sends me stupid vulgar messages saying what you want to do to me, I am just going to block you. You are pathetic, rude, and have no right to call yourself a human, let alone a Dominant. Same goes for anyone who calls me anything like slut, bitch, whore, etc. It is not a cute term of endearment, it is not playful, it is not a joke. It is an insult, you are rude, and I don't care to waste my time with you. Its sad that I identify as a dog, but I have more humanity than most of the people on here claiming to be Dominant. You aren't a Dom, you are a rude bully who shouldn't sully the world with your garbage. Sorry, barking rant over. I am just frustrated. Bark! Bark bark bark! Grrrr!
9/13/2012 5:17:28 PM

I really wish everyone would just leave me alone. 

 

(Also, this is not one of those reverse psychology things to get people to message me. I'm crabby and venting, that's all.)

8/10/2012 5:26:29 PM

Bite Count: 8 

 

I'm just gonna say "screw you" to collarme for the rest of the night and go enjoy some smores and a fire. Life is good here, no need to mess it up.

8/1/2012 9:07:14 PM
Bite count: 7 Ok, newsflash people. Petplay does NOT mean beastiality! If you bring it up, I will block and report you. And in case that is not clear enough... I AM NOT INTO BEASTIALITY!! DO NOT ASK!
7/22/2012 7:40:39 AM

Bite count: 6

 

Really? I hate everyone. It's frustrating because people on the internet are SO brave, and will argue forever despite being wrong. And telling them that they are wrong only upsets them, and then they try to insult you. Well an insult frim scum really isn't an insult at all, so I suppose it doesn't matter. Just frustrating.

7/7/2012 5:50:20 PM

Bite Count: 5

 

It seems that it's be-a-pig day on Collarme! *growls*

7/7/2012 1:24:45 PM

Bite Count:  3

 

And a particularly nasty one, too.

6/29/2012 10:12:21 AM

I need a chewy bone... preferably something pink! I'm in a chewing mood. Nom nom nom nom!

6/27/2012 5:48:59 PM
Bite count: 2
6/25/2012 7:49:54 PM
Bite count: 1 (I lost count so I am starting over)
6/25/2012 7:35:55 PM
My new obsession is Rage of Bahamut. The Hellhound is so awesome!! I wanna be a hellhound! I'm vicious! *giggle*
6/11/2012 7:47:03 AM
This place is a haven for scum. How some people manage to think they are "Dominant" yet cannot read, write, or show an ounce of respect to others? *Snaps her jaws and snarls.*
5/2/2012 4:21:15 PM

*Wags her tail and bounces excitedly* We're gonna grill tonight!! I'm so excited. I get steak! *Barks loudly to proclaim her delight* 

Also, my honey suggested that I try to find a breed of dog to emulate that is sleek, kind of the dog vrsion of sexy, and smooth. What better than a Doberman? They aren't overly skinny like Grayhounds, but they are still a very slim bodied dog. Plus they are one of my favorites. Yay!! I am a Doberman now!! 

4/3/2012 7:44:03 PM

Puppy is confused.

 

I don't understand what all these random one-liner messages are all about. Things like "cute puppy" and just little tiny comments. There's nothing to go on so I don't reply. Then I kind of feel bad... Anyway, that's all. 

3/25/2012 10:18:31 AM

*grabs a stuffed squeaky in her mouth and shakes it violently, doing her level best to shake it apart*

 

ok, anger vented. stupid people are stupid, and i needed that. :3

3/24/2012 7:11:55 AM

got to have my first real puppy play day with my owner! it was great, and i think i made a darn good (though really horny) puppy! 

*wags her tail and spins in a circle while yipping excitedly* 

MzzEva
 
 Age: 30
 New York, New York