First... I am a big girl. Yes, circus big. If that is a problem... then move along. If that is NOT a problem, then there must be something wrong with you... move along.

No, I do not play well with others and believe me, at a little over seven feet tall, I could kick any guy’s ass on this site. No, that is not an offer to do so.

Only here because the clowns (yes, real clowns) started a poker 'club' and I can't stand cigar smoke, not to mention the sight of naked clowns. Seems those little red foam noses are a real source of amusement to them and, well, just say I would NEVER touch one…the noses or the clowns. See, even us freaks of nature have limits. That said, we all need something to do after work and since the little incident with the peanuts over at the elephant pen... well, best I stay in from now on.