MY DEAR MA'AM,

For best results, I list here your "owner operation manual" to better enjoy me and get the most of me:

1. Please be very Bossy, Demanding ,Controling, And Bitch when dealing with me…

No Discounts or Shortcuts, No Second chances, And definitely no warnings...

Please use a "command tone" when talking to me...

2. Never be nice to me, Never ask or care about my opinions, Never negotiate or compromise...

I must obey you and do exactly as you say(order me) at any given time without any doubts or

Hesitations, No questions asked, No comments, Suggestions or complaints...or else ...

3. Please Discipline me in very strict forms / ways and punish me for any minor violation, Misbehaviour,

Disrespect or Disobey your each and every rule...Or just whenever you feel there is a need to put me in

My place and remind me where I belong... When punisihing me – Never give me a “warm-up”…

If you feel there is a need for immediate punishment and it can't wait, please feel free to punish

Me in public(Face slapping,Hairpulling,Pinching,ext) take me to the nearest restrooms,

Or in the car when possible... It is a very good idea to always carry in your purse a small(but painful) wooden hairbrush,in case you feel the need to punish me on the spot when you decide...

4. Make all our choices and decisions and never care about my needs, preferences, priorities...

5. Treat me like a naughty boy that needs a lot of directions and attention (often very painful)...

6. Never feel bad or guilty when punishing me (even when the punishments are very severe),

Remember that this is exactly what I need and asked for, And that I can control the number

Of punishments I get and their severenes by my behaviour...

If you need to punish me again and again for the same violation,or to fix the same problem,

It is very simple to understand why - It is because the previous punishments were not long

Enough, severe enough, or both... Please make extra sure It is the last time you deal with it !!!

7. I give you my permision to do whatever it takes, (And I mean whatever it takes) to get the “JobDone”…

You can do to me anything you feel i necessary in order to be in control at all times and show me who is

in charge and who is the Boss…

Never respect me or my limits – only yours …

I am only here to serve you and make you the happiest person in the world …

And if it means that I have to sacrifice and even suffer… so be it !

8. Please be very serious about the above and don’t let me think of you as “A BIG JOKE” !!!

If I will, that means that I will Disrespect and Disobey you very often – in other words – You fail !