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You get drunk faster on a diet. I don't know if that is a good or bad thing. |
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The world would be a better place if we all just reached over and played with our neighbors pussy/cock. |
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When you are about to have sex....why is it we can take shirts off in such a sexy way, but no one in history can take their pants off in a sexy way?
Everyone has a sexy shirt removal move. Pants always wind up coming off in some desperate and rapid attempt to get naked.... |
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I want to clear something up. I keep reading profiles women are upset about receiving "one-line" messages. I imagine that is annoying, however the flip side of the coin is that 3 out of 5 profiles that we see are fake. Any message sent to that profile is answered with a canned message asking us to message some spambot.
So, when you get a one-line message...realize that we guys do that not out of laziness, but out of an attempt to 'test' to see if you are real. I, for one, will typically converse much more willingly and at greater length when I realize that an actual conversation is about to take place.
--Correction: a lot of guys do that because they are lazy losers who lack any creativity |
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I like sending Nigerian scammers the contact info of celebrities. My current favorite is Jon Stewart. I figure that he is famous enough that all Americans know who he is, but not famous enough that a Nigerian with a poor grasp of English would know who he is or that I am not Jon Stewart. |
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Haven't you people heard of google voice?
I would never give out my real number. |
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I have a bit of an odd philosophical perspective. I don't think the world exists when I am not around.
It might be a bit juvenile, but basically when I leave the room the room ceases to exist.
This is why it confuses me so much when I get messages when I am not online. |
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Reading a great new book, "The Evolution of God". Imagine if the religious history of the world was analyzed as a cultural meme. It is a bit like watching a nature documentary on religion.
For example, did you know that the Judeo-Christian god was originally worshipped as a "Thunder god"? |
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Ok, so exercise is a good idea. Everyone should exercise.
However, it might be a good idea to avoid over doing it. Or you will wind up stuck in a recliner unable to get up because some psycho at the gym convinced you to do a "super core workout" |
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I just searched all the guys on here. The penis is a popular organ, so is sitting there with no shirt on.
Honestly, my penis is beautiful...but I am not about to post a picture of it on the internet! |
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It is raining and cold here.
So, accordingly, I am sitting around doing nothing. I am VERY bored.
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Hmmm...an ad keeps popping up
"Meet a transexual for sex tonight"
Does this mean the transexual will be the one having sex with you..or is the transexual simply going to assist in finding a sexual partner. |
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I know we aren't supposed to complain about other members, but I just have to...
A member named Sue. She is a horrible slut.
I should have known it from the very start
This girl would leave me with a broken heart
Now listen people what I'm telling you
keep away from
a Runaround Sue |
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It may be an unpopular position, but transsexual people annoy me.
Don't misunderstand me, I don't dislike transsexuals because they are transsexual. I just generally hate people who ignore the whole concept of categorization.
Maybe it is my scientific background, or maybe it just my personality. I like categorization.
The "sex" of an organism is not a loosely-defined concept. It is simply a categorization. "Female" is defined as producing the larger gamete(when there are two distinct gametes). There are several organisms that can alter their sex or be hermaphrodites(producing both gametes). However, humans are not capable of being hermaphrodites nor are they capable of altering their sex. Portraying oneself as a different sex is far different from actually being a different sex.
My problem just isn't with transsexuals though. I get upset whenever someone hijacks a term because it reflects how they want to be perceived while ignoring the actual definition of the word. Politics is full of this type of activity. Religions don't specifically abuse this, but many religious followers tend to commit this form of abuse.
So, to end this rant....
Wanting to be a female is very different from being a female. It might make certain individuals feel better to be able to call themselves "female", but I don't typically go out of my way to lie to people to make them feel better. It makes me a bit of a dick, but I think I can live with it.
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Traveling a lot sucks...
I woke up the other night and couldn't tell if I was in a hotel or my home...
However, I am getting paid rather well...
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Seeking: A cookie
Everyone seems to be seeking something on this website. "I seek a slave", "I seek a Master", "I seek ...."
Is anyone finding anything? At all?
I tend to prefer seeking things that I can discover. I don't seek a 'perfect relationship', but I do seek a chocolate chip cookie. I don't seek someone who will be directly out of a fantasy, but I do seek a cold beer.
(notice a food theme?)
Just a bit confused...is anyone out there finding anything?
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Did you all hear about the recent sex injury?
A woman, apparently after watching "fuckingmachines.com" decided that using a reciprocating saw with an attached dildo was a good idea.
I am not arguing, it might be fun.
However, you should REMOVE the saw blade before attaching the dildo. You heard me right, she left the blade on. Well, she shoved the blade into the dildo.
She was rushed to the hospital after suffering internal injuries of an undisclosed nature.
Luckily, she left the hospital alive...but still. Practice safe sex people
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So, I am about to abandon the world of academia for the real world.
I am not looking forward to it |
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That auld triangle went jingle-jangle all along the banks of the royal canal!!!!!! |
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Alright, so I love this "favorites list"...
I have now firmly determined when most of my kinky friends wake up. Anyone I know who is currently in college typically doesn't check collarme till noon. My employed friend seems to be checking at 7 am.(even on weekends)
I would like to take this oppurtunity to make a public statement. Gem, you need to go get really drunk on friday night and sleep in on saturday. The fact that you are not doing this just proves to me that I need to get you drunk
That is all, you may get back to your lives.--Puck |
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
--I tried to make that into a kinky song, but I didn't have the energy. Take your own crack at it please. |
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What the hell is with the melancholy on this site?
Are most people full of crap? Yes!
Are you full of crap? YES!!!!!
Look, we are all full of crap. Quit judging your fellow human beings and just enjoy this short ride.
My goodness. I read some of these profiles and it sound as if the world is crap. The world is great, because the world is what we make of it. Make it great, and then just sit back and watch it spin around.
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I should really update this more often
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Lyndsey, I really don't think that counts...but here is mine.
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Ok, maybe someone can explain something to me.
Why do so many people have a picture of themselves in a car?(Many in the driver's seat).
When I think "lets take a picture", I never thought of taking it while driving my car.
An explanation would be helpful
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Well, Christmas time....
The most beautiful time of the year, unless you live somewhere very cold. In that case, I am sorry.
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Over a year since my last journal? I must be getting lazy!
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Some say the world will end by fire
Some say in ice
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire
But if I had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction Ice
Is also great
And would suffice
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