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ProtectorMatt

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I have a very special flavor of our very special flavor of Pacific NW humor. Dead babies, cannibalism, violence, and other miscellaneous death and destruction are usually the subjects of my sarcastic humor. Not that I'm goth or such, mind you (although, the goth/punk/steampunk/cyberpunk looks are all have me damn near drooling)... but I figure you have to laugh at those kinds of things to make it to tomorrow without wishing everyone would just die. I mean, I guess I could give necrophilia a try, but I really don't think I'd like it. I have nerdy obsessions like cloud-computing and independent films (though, that's hardly where the list stops). As far as kink goes, I have a little over 2 years of experience with rope, including classes with Noble of Noble Rope Arts. The generally flogging, spanking, biting, scratching, etc. I'm not into blood, piss, or scat... too much of a clean freak... it would totally ruin my day. Haha. I'm a bit of a cuddle slut... and it's kinda mandatory that my sub would indulge me in that respect. I also like my subs a little on the feisty side... I'm really only interested in punishing you if you've been a bad girl. Haha. I'm young in age, and like someone that can bring out my youthful energy... because in mind and spirit I'm an old man (raising two younger siblings and taking a few too many philosophy classes will do that to you). I decided recently that I need to stick to older women (or feminine men... whatev), just because I tend to click better with my older female friends. But hey, if you're an old geezer trapped in a young thang's body, it could work. P.S. I don't dream of long walks on the beach. Sand is the most obnoxious thing every invented. Although, a long hike in the woods... maybe with some rope...
Badboibrandon
 
 Age: 28
  Delaware