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I want someone dominant enough to make me their sub. I'm a fiesty one.
Don't talk to me if:
1. You're not in my area code
2. You like to send people lame excuses for novels instead of a simple "hi" (I've read fifty shades of grey and your shitty paragraph doesn't measure up)
3. You don't speak fluent English, French Fry.
4. You are bald
5. You have grey hair
6. You are overweight
7. You are a scrubby loser (I have my own place and car, so I expect you to have yours too)
That leaves about 5% of you.
Welcome to my rollercoaster ride!
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