**Update** I'm no longer actively seeking any submissives. It's been a really long few months, and I'm currently too busy with life to have too much interest in the lifestyle. I am sure I will be back, though...it's like crack.

After a rather frustrating recent experience, I've decided to be far more specific in my profile.

1)  I am looking for a pet, not a slave.  I want a sweet, little toy who will give Me complete access to his or her body.  Yes, I am interested in your fantasies, but I'm more interested in amusing Myself.  you will be adored and cherished, but rather thoroughly used.  I'm not generally a bitch.  If you're looking for intense verbal degradation, don't waste My time; other than some mild humiliation, it's just not My style.

2)  I have a lot going on in My life.  (I'm stable, just really busy.)  I could use an outlet for stress, not a new cause of stress.  Ideally, I'd like My pet to be available for occasional phone calls and playing once a week or every other week.  I'm sorry, but I'm not going to drive more than half an hour to see you, at least not on a regular basis.

3)  I am a switch.  I'm in a relationship with a male Dom.  If you're male, it does not concern you in the slightest. If you're female, I might occasionally be talked into sharing you, if all parties are okay with it.  You will, however, be MY pet.

4)  Although I am a switch, I will not switch with you.  There is only one person alive I will submit to...and even that only happens occasionally anymore.

5)  My handle is "pretty" oh Domme for a reason.  Yes, I am attractive...you can see a picture if you manage not to irritate Me in requesting it.  I am not, however, a six-foot Amazon blonde with massive, perfect tits who constantly wears leather.  If that is your idea of an attractive Domme, do us all a favor and hire a pro-Domme.  I'm a real person with a little extra junk in the trunk, but a cute, proportional body and a pretty face.  If you're really that worried about what I look like and what I'm going to wear, you're in this for the wrong reasons.

6)  My favorite kinks:  an old-fashioned, over-the-knee spanking -- it's humiliating, it hurts, and I really love feeling you squirm.  Whether you're male or female, you will spend lots of time with my strap-on in your various orifices.  I also demand lots of oral service.  I enjoy mild cbt with men, and a gentle pussy flogging with women.  There will be some bondage and some boot-licking.  Other than that, it depends on My whims and your limits.

7)  NO NEWBIES!  I feel kind of bad about this one, because everyone has to start somewhere.  However, I'm not going to play with you, unless you're sure you're submissive.  I will not force you...you will submit voluntarily.  Although I understand the appeal of rape fantasies, they are not for Me.

8)  Now that I've gotten the bitchy stuff out of the way:  I'm generally a fun, sweet person.  We'll argue about politics, have lunch and go shopping almost as much as we play.  (Yes, if you're male, you're going to be dragged into the mall.  You _are_ a sub after all, and it's the sort of thing you'll have to get used to.)  I'd like to have a vanilla connection before we get anywhere else.  So hold off on the penis pictures, please.

Anyway, if you're still with me, I probably want to hear from you.

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