If you're under 25, it's hard to see how you could possibly know shit from your elbow --- so move right along


Have a sense of humour....
(it won't hurt, I promise)

Father forgive us for what we must do
You forgive us and we'll forgive you
We'll forgive each other 'till we both turn blue
Then we'll whistle and go fishin' in Heaven

The letter of the law - often
The spirit of the law - never