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My first profile has stopped accepting my password. Fun times since there is no recovery or reset option.
Time to fit myself into an internet box and make myself fascinating and irresistible. Ill just move on to Plan B.
Polymath, means Im a capable individual with a broad range of knowledge and skills. Redneck, because Im not fond of city life, Im more of a carrharts guy than a suit and tie sort. I do clean up nice, its just not my usual scene. As a bonus I can probably fix your car, house and tractor. Or talk philosophy, anime, or theoretical science while welding up some ridiculous art sculpture.
I have an inappropriate sense of humor, as a er corrections officer and brain trauma survivor, and lifelong smart ass, I have a reputation for sending the local peasants fleeing for thier safe zones. Ive even made some mean sadist ladies laugh so hard they couldnt even beat my ass. But its an acquired taste.
Im also a pretty good cook. Unless youre vegan, then youre on your own.
Kink stuff. Im not into selfish fantasy projection, it pisses me off that so many guys online have a total lack of respect.
That disclaimer being made, Ive been active in multiple kink communities over the last 15 years. Well, except that last 4 or 5. Sabbatical sort of thing. I could drop names to try to sound likeable and important because of who I knew, but with the turn over of people dropping in and out of the lifestyle, it would be pretty pointless.
Im more sub oriented, into the usual bondage, service and control stuff. Bonus points if the lady is into chastity and denial play.
I do have a toppydom side, but its mostly as a service top. Ive got the skills, whacky leather things, zappy stuff, testing the elastic integrity of young subbie sphincters. Making booty drawings with airsoft guns.
By this point youre either interested or bored. Feel free to send an email for either. Im also looking for a proper nemisis or arch enemy, so if my profile pisses you off let me know and start the long winded narrative of your cunning plan to orchestrate my demise.
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