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| Some of you may have heard the news about myself and David Cameron, our tryst has been publicised mercilessly. But I love that Tory softie, its true since we met at Oxford we have been enamored with each other, continuing our relationship in secret.
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Some of the old gang join us when we have parties, lots of dressing up and burlesque dancing, weed and coke with a few brandys. Each of them take a turn in my mouth and then they dip biscuits in the wasted future leaders of the UK. He learned that game all the way back at Eaton.
Anyway since the wife and Queen now both know he is without home or job, but we still have each other.
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?We are looking to meet a rich prince or princess to lock us in her naught dungeon as live in sex slaves. We will consider dukes, dictators and minor dignitaries. Hope to hear from our special new owner.
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?Piggy and David Cameron find me on Twitter @piggycameron
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?This is a work of fiction and any likeness to persons living or dead are purely coincidental.
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