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Hi there.
I'm looking just to talk online at first, and then, if the right person comes along maybe more. Whilst I'll talk to anyone I'm mostly looking for girls, especially if there is ever to be the maybe more.
I think I'll try anything non harmful at least once with a girl (mean that quite literally), guys I have a few exceptions with.
Topics that will pique my interest, rimming, piercings, female body hair, little cute firm boobs, watersports, goth/punk/rock girls and this will sound entirely weird....but foxes are fucking sexy, as is Rainbow Dash....the list will grow as I think about it.
I'm not interested in hearing from generic dom guys looking for generic subs, nor generic sub guys looking for generic doms. From guys, I'm only really interested in talking about the subjects I listed, and to be honest, only talking. Only other thing I want from guys is men who will play with themselves on a webcam for me, following my directions, and expecting nothing in retun (not saying you won't get anything in return, but it will be at my discretion) I'm not wanting it to go any further than that. Girls however, any subject, and I hope with one of you it will go far.
Girls, I am lovely and sweet and will kiss your butt (quite literally if you allow me). Guys, I'm snarky, sarcastic and generally not very nice. Fair? No. How I am though.
So don't be shy!
P.S. Why do guys on here have pictures of girls as their profile pic? I don't mean guys pretending to be girls, profiles listed as male...but with a picture of a girl. Its weird.
P.P.S, even though it says three paragraphs above I'm not 'interested in hearing from generic dom guys looking for generic subs, nor generic sub guys looking for generic doms.' why am I still getting messages from 'generic dom guys looking for generic subs, or generic sub guys looking for generic doms'?
I don't think of myself as better than anyone else, I don't think I have any right to act all superior over anyone, but I'm getting pissed off now. So I AM going to be petty and nasty and sarcastic and act all superior in response to those messages. Anyone who sends them I shall assume is making a deliberate attempt to piss me off.
P.P.P.s Least inspiring message ever. 'Hello.' 'Hello' when written in a message is the PRELUDE to the rest of the motherfucking message, not the motherfucking message itself. Only person I'll tolerate that shit from is the Motherfucking Pterodactyl. (And he's more likely to tear me a new ass hole than to say 'Hello' to me)
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