Ordinarily Id try and put THE most amazing profile together about now.. But how can a few carefully chosen words really sum anyone up?
Talk to me, get to know me.. my likes and dislikes in life.. not just BDSM..
Few pointers to get things rolling..
Things I like this week: Cooking (it's soooo relaxing) Tim Minchin (rock and roll nerd) Red Wine (gives you red teeth) Latex (the feel,the smell,the look) Charlie Brooker (Ranty and opinionated) Gadgety things (mmm shiny shiny) The Smiths (classic tuneage) Black Coffee (drink of kings) Humiliation (give or recieve Im contented) Dogs (Cute way they tilt their head as if listening) Steaks cooked perfectly (red meat.. roar!!) Late Nights (channel hoppage bliss) Gym (lifting big lumps of iron is somewhat satisfying) Vodka (how can something so clear taste so good) Full English Breakfasts (none of this low fat nonsense to cure a hangover)
Things Im not liking so much: Facebook (I mean really??? really ???) Lateness (theres simply no need) Text Talk (you can say what you need in 160 letters without the need to abbreviate) Religion (pointless) Sian Lloyd (see above) Personalised number plates (your just like the rest of us really, deal with it) Royal Family (where do I even begin) Tea (far too much hassle for a bloody brew) Horses (big heads, too many teeth and they scare me) Cats (no other reason than I have a serious allergy) Coriander (tastes foul,smells kak) sh*tCars (if you drive a 15year old Kia you offically do not deserve to drive) Chavs (irritating f*ckwitted scum) Mobile Phones (from invention to annoyance in 15 short years) Dog Poo (need I explain) Body Odour (try washing.. its not a new invention) The French (see above)
