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For those interested in the near term arrangement, I am ideal, everyday is the Kentucky Derby.
I get up, warm up a little bit, they blow the bugle, I get in the starting gate, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd he's off and running for the roses.
I end up in the winners circle more often than not. If that sort of things turns you on and maybe you'd like to try that on for size, that would be cool.
For those looking for something more permanent, I am seeking a new confidential secretary. My last one married some schlong from an investment banking firm, lol. I paid her almost as much as he was making, go figure, huh? Now two, live on one salary and well....enough of that. Money isn't everything, but it sure beats the hell out of poverty, whatever is in second place, and is one yardstick for measurement (most men fall far short of actual measurement as you know, there's nothing longer than a dick inch).
Some things I know for sure:
1. The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.
2. Handcuffs make some girls wet.
2. The reverse cowgirl position was invented by attorney's so they could have sex and bill the hours at the same time.
3. A vigorous effort, starting with kissing, all over, handcuffs in the middle (or insert object of choice here, pun, sadly, intended) and ending in the missionary position makes weather better, beer colder and jokes funnier.
3. A clitoris, while not an exotic vegetable as suspected by some men, is extraordinarily sensitive, and when you are near, you better be paying attention, a lot of attention.
4, Where there's a will.............. I just want to be in it.
5. All I want from life is an unfair advantage.
Did 'ya hear the one about the New Black Panther Party and the Rabbi?
Neither did I.
PS Not Jewish, but a big fan! Sorry Ladies, Meshuggana Welt, Nu? I can't explain why I speak yiddish, that's classified, explain your need to know and we'll talk.
I'll be here all week folks, please don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses, write soon now, ya'll hear?
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