Hello,

I am a writer, anything published is long out of print, though I think you can still get some of the Sci/fi I did during the early 80's on amazon or even Ebay. The mysteries I did were all short pieces and I have never checked to see if they were available anywhere in the magazines' archives.

Today I ghost, mostly for television and work as a joke writer. I have a couple of GANs looking for a home but so far no buyers. Otherwise I have been a newspaper reporter, short order cook, a dog trainer, a circus clown, an art museum night guard, and very early a kool-aid salesman.

I do say I am a writer, however you will see incredible numbers of typos, bad spellings and grammar that makes nun's ruler hand twitch like a gunfighter. I do know how to do things properly, just when I am writing from the hip things come out the way they come out. If you pay me enough (cash only or have the number of your bank handy if it is by check) I will give you a pristine document suitable for framing.
I'm not here looking for a target for my paddle, if that is your only kink then I probably didn't notice you and you probably didn't notice me. I am looking for a partner, that doesn't inherently mean life partner though who knows what the road of life brings with time, but a partner who likes to adventure...sometimes in the most mundane of ways.

I like to wake people up, to be the topic of conversation for them at dinner the next night. Never anything cruel or with intentional malice more things like when the cop pulls you over for speeding trying to sell him life insurance as he is writing out the ticket. Small joyous things that just make me laugh way down deep inside.

And this is what leads to my D/s kink, anybody can join the mile high club, but how many people wanna join the golden eagle club (where you hook up just after jumpign from the plane and have to cum before hitting the ground)...something I want to do before I die...possibly just before.

I can and do enjoy all the lesser spanking, caning yadda yadda yadda, but any fool with a wrist can do that, when I look back at my sex life when I'm a little old man I wanna dirtily leer at the memory of what a creative man can do with a pitchfork and three thousand yards of canvas.

I am married and it is a deep friendship but not a partnership, she's a good girl but she has no backbone when it comes to the dare of life.

what I am looking for is a clever girl who can out think me in creative uses for a spatula and a hot grill, but who will also take stage instruction on how to pull a caper.

I want to be in love one last time in my life, to know what it is to run backwards to keep from flying to sing the body electric.