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I never really know what to say on these, should I make a list of all the awesome stuff I get up to? Would you be impressed that I can makes lists? Should I explain what I want, in complete detail of what I expect from a person, like people can be so easily understood, captioned and packaged into the little individual grouped boxes of personality attributes? Forgetting completely that its the things you don't expect in people that make them appeal to you most.

Maybe I should make a nice poem? About cats or bunnies or something? That would be cute, right?

Sounds better to me than the "generic" profile I see.

As you can see I would most likely make a terrible poem and wouldn't want to upset or offend any cats or bunnies that may be trolling around. ;)

Maybe should make a list of my likes in the world and then send some messages asking girls put my balls in a vice?

Maybe... I don't really like sound of my balls being in a vice so maybe no the best idea I've had. Also I have grown accustom to my bulls to be honest. I am quite fond of them. A vice might ruin the shape, I don't want to have to call them triangles.

Anyway, your looks do not impress me, but generally they do not deter me. I only find certain girls attractive in first glance, it is however really rare. I need to build attraction with most others.? ?
I am not going to tell you what I want, I mean why should I? Why should I care about caring if you care about the stuff I care about?

I am past being normal. Abnormal and extraordinarily don't describe me because they both have the words normal and ordinarily in them. Nah I am quite comfortable being strange for now. :)
I am not going to be completely awkward, lets just say I am a dickhead!! Need a girl who gets that. I want a headcase I'm able to totally drive mad, I want a princess I can spoil to bits. I want a challenge I can win with! I want a real personality. I want a dickhead too!

Make sense? Well it shouldn't. In all honesty I'm just looking for a nice chat for now.?

I have a master plan and shifty eye to go with it. More about that later.
A little about me? ? I am 23, from Scotland. Live in Cyprus. Hopefully going to Canada in the summer for 6 month so would be nice to meet some like minded people before I make the trip. If not I will be going to stay with a friend in London. It should be nice.

I like skill. I appreciate it in others and I try to acquire as many as I can.

Lets face it you cannot be good at everything, because everything includes procrastination. Being a master myself I can tell you from experience, by its nature, being good, consumes a great deal of your time.

One thing I can say is I'm looking forward to seeing the next generation. Our young in this generation are given a great deal of negative publicity. Truth of the matter is, this generation is smarter, kinder and has far more understanding than that of the former. I have no doubt that we are soon to achieve a greatness which the man of today's world can't quite imagine. ? I am not cynical or pessimistic, I am a realist. :) ? Seriously, I work hard to save and pursue my passion for adventure. I am not prepared to sacrifice my dreams to satisfy a stranger. I do not hate on "financial dommes", I mean obviously the service is in demand or it wouldn't be this popular. I am just not interested. So please, do not embarrass yourself by asking me to entertain it. Thanks. :)

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2/12/2013 1:18:16 PM

Eww, I was eating breakfast, a bit hungover. Seriously guys, what's with the cocks? I'm straight. I've also seen bigger. :/


2/4/2013 11:47:58 AM

If I viewed your profile and never messaged, its just because we very different expectations.


2/2/2013 12:36:58 AM

Bye until Tuesday everyone


2/1/2013 5:10:42 AM

I am off to Turkey tomorrow for the weekend wooop woop! :)

 

Probably won't be online until Tues...


2/1/2013 1:08:58 AM

Some of you dominant girls act like to already own someone who is just reading your profile. Do you fuck, you mean nothing to me. Also, you life can't be all that great if you don't even know the conversational basics.

 

 


1/31/2013 7:15:49 AM

Some of these profiles make me cringe all so much.

 


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barbieslut4u
 
 Age: 26
 Davao, Philippines