Back for two days and already an old friend is in touch ... cute

Back from Lancs.

so It's back to the fun.

Ok so I do try to reply to most messages, after all "manners make-th man" and all that but in addition to East Africans wanting a shed load of cash and a UK passport I now have to add single male subs offering themselves for my pleasure into the I won't reply to category.

Sorry lads but I have no intention of giving you any encouragement whatsoever, you don't do anything for me so please don't waste your time. By all means if you want me to stop by, give you a kick in the rollocks then do the nasty with your good lady wife as you look on in agony then by all means I'll be happy to oblige but otherwise, no thanks.

Travelling to Lancashire on Saturday for a few days. Anyone wish to join me?

First time on the site for over a year, new profile and all that and within hours already back in touch with a real life friend. How cool is that.