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| Nothing extraordinary here: A strong man looking for a sub woman (or a least one that likes to play that role time to time). What I do offer: Discretion, experience, no drama, disease and drug free. I rather play with your mind than with your ass, I am not interested in spanking you for ten minutes and coming in your mouth after. I would make you do things that you don't even dream about today (or may be you do?). I am the one in my profile picture, and No, I do not look like that at all... most of the time. over
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Back on this site after months of being distracted by work.
Some of my favorite members are still around, this is great.
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Gun un-control:
2 friends are talking about their sex lives:
John- I don't know what to do! My wife does not come ever...I just fuck her for hours and she likes it, but..she never orgasms.
Peet- Well, that tis very easy, did you know that women are excited by the sound of gunshots? Next time you are fucking, when you think you are ready to come, just shot your revolver with a blank to the ceiling, and she will come for sure! I promise you!
John thinks this is is weird, but he is so desperate, that he thinks he will give it a shot (literally).
The following week, the friends find each other at a bar. Peet notices John is looking ill, and walking funny...
Peet- Hey John, how is it going? What happened to you? You don't look so well.
John- Shut up motherfucker! You are an asshole! and I am a dumb ass for listening to you!
Peet- Why? What happened man?
John- I followed your stupid advice asshole! I was in bed with my wife, we were sucking each other in a 69, and I was ready to come after 20mins. I remembered what you said about gunshots, i grabbed the revolver from the night table, shot the ceiling, and....she simultaneously shit in my mouth and bit off the tip of my dick!!!!
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One more:
Orgasm denial phone line...just don't call |
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The ads in this site are hilarious:
Real women, fake boobs: invest in breasts....
Femdon over the phone: call ATT customer service
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Someone told me that one tendency of women in the life style was to wear high heels. She said: it is the punishment on your feet, also knowing that it will attract glances, initiate lascivious thoughts, and even announce their wearer's presence in advance with their noise (Almodovar's High Heels 91' illustrates famously this last point).
High heels change the way a woman's body looks, but also how it moves and reacts.
I must confess, I have a huge shoe fetish, I am not really interested in feet or in foot play, but I can't take my eyes of a lady's legs if she wears more than 3 inches of heel. I just get instantly aroused...
It is also expensive, stripper heels with plastic platforms won't do...so again, expensive, but Oh so good :)
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So here I am, spending some time on this site, not too much, just enough to realize is more of the same.
The fake photos, the dominant women managing things under the surface, the scared running for the hills, the super evident scams, etc.
Same crap found in ALT.com, but cheapen in a way, what was I expecting?
Where are the real 30 to 50 year all subs, needing some play time? Probably at a munch, getting all the attention :)
Back to a good book and hitting the bars later tonight... |
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