Some hostile Indians finally captured the lone ranger and told him they were going to execute him. They decided that since he was a great adversary...they would grant him one last wish...when told this the lone ranger whistled loudly and from out of nowhere galloped his horse silver...
The lone ranger whispered something in the horse's ear and the horse took off at great speed...the Indian's were curious and waited to see what would happen...sure enough about half an hour later...silver appeared with a gorgeous woman on his back...and dropped her off in front of the lone ranger...so impressed were they that they untied the lone ranger...showed him to a tee-pee and let him do as he pleased...
A few hours later...the lone ranger exited very tired and barely able to stand up...the Indians decided to let him regain his strength and execute him the next day...but the next day came and the Indians were absolutely amazed at yesterdays spectacle that they decided to grant the lone ranger one last wish...
Again he whistled for silver...silver appeared...he whispered something in his ear...the horse took off and and brought back an even more beautiful woman...flabbergasted...the Indians again let the lone ranger have some privacy with the woman in a tee-pee and again he was nearly exhausted afterwards...unable to walk...
Another day passed and the Indians decided they needed to see what would happen...so they granted him yet another wish...again the lone ranger whistled for silver and when the horse appeared...the ranger grabbed him by the neck and yelled at him "I SAID BRING ME A GOD DAMN POSSE!"