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Hello. I have to be discreet in this introduction. You'll note that I haven't any pictures. There is a reason for this. No pics of me. Ever.
I am not, however, fat or ugly. I am very healthy with a good physique.
I would like to meet someone around my own age.
I'm very athletic and a little bit nerdy. I like to live healthily, and I like people who take care of themselves. I get along very well with other programmers (C and VB). I read quite a bit, primarily classical literature, though I will delve into scifi. I enjoy a good game now and then, too. I like music. Trust me, we have musical tastes in common. I like all genres of music. All of them. From metal to hip hop to folk, I like it all.
I am a peaceful (out of the bedroom) sort of guy, but I like martial arts and military science. I like krav maga and Systema.
I like all science. I have some fairly absurd political ideas. I have very little respect for society at large.
I don't lower my standards.
A little more about me:
I am not a typical dom. I don't get off on power. I am far more animalistic. I am less likely to tie you up and more likely to simply hold you down and have my way with you.
I have a knife fetish. Nay, I have a knife OBSESSION. My knife (knives) are very much a part of me. It's fairly shamanistic, really. My knife is my limb, and I can alter or replace that limb as I see fit. No other organism on Earth but man can do that. And, of course, knives, for me, are a very sexual thing. That was way too many commas. Anyway, I'm into knife play.
I'm pretty much open to anything.
Let's talk about YOU, though.
I have three main criteria in women (check them as you read them):
1) Bisexual. I don't date straight girls. For a simple bisexuality test, ask yourself this: Do I have sex with girls? If so, do I enjoy it?
If you answered yes to both, you pass criterion one.
2) Shaved. 100%. You know what I mean.
3) Healthy. I take the time to keep myself in shape. Don't even bother contacting me or responding to me if you're fat or a smoker. If you're not in good physical condition, you will not be anything more than my friend. I mean HEALTHY, friends. Anorexic isn't gonna cut it either.
That said, I am very picky about who I sleep with. If I think you're stupid, I won't like you. Feel free to flaunt your intelligence. Yes, toot your own horn. Tell me how great you are. If I think you're apathetic (just in general), I won't like you. If I think you're an asshat, I won't like you (this one is sort of my catch-all).
Most of all, you must love knowledge. You must love learning solely for the sake of knowledge. Knowledge, to me, is not a means to an end (money), but an end in and of itself. If you don't love knowledge, we will not get along.
I am looking for a partner. I don't want a quick fuck or someone who relies on me solely for domination.
My *preferences* include petite girls (i'm small, so...), pale, skinny, and batshit insane. These aren't rules, just guidelines.
I have very high standards. But I also hold myself to these very same standards (aside from the shaving one, ew). I don't lower my standards, for myself, or for you. Do not ask me to. But if you can manage my standards, you'll get the exact same in a partner.
SUMMARY: Be smart, sharp, kinky, and healthy and I will like you.
SUMMARY OF SUMMARY: girl lol
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