I am at an absolute loss over what to say about Myself.

How about this? I'm perfectly approachable. I understand that there are various pleasant protocols to be found throughout BDSM, but when it results in some shy sub feeling like I need to invite them before they can talk to Me, I...

Mmm. Well. That sub, or Dom, or Domme, or aardvark, is certainly and quite formally invited to say "hi," as of reading this.

And if you're a Phish fan, I'll very probably even like you.

Peace.