servant-maid
Manual
for
Princess
Table of Contents
Serving Princess. 3
Privacy for Princess and Sir. 3
Caring for Princess. 4
Painting Princess’ Toes. 4
Brushing Princess’ Hair. 4
Preparing a Bath for Princess. 4
Massaging Princess’ Feet 4
Assisting Princess after Her Shower. 4
Assisting Princess When She Leaves. 5
Assisting Princess When She Goes Swimming.. 5
Putting Princess to Bed.. 5
Returning Home with Princess. 5
Daily Responsibilities. 6
Morning.. 6
Mid-Day. 6
Afternoon.. 7
Evening.. 7
Overall Responsibilities. 8
Household Rules. 9
Household Projects (Deep Cleaning) 10
Dusting.. 10
Kitchen.. 10
Cat Room... 10
Great Room... 10
Hallway Upstairs. 10
Master Bedroom... 11
Master Bathroom... 11
Sir’s Office. 11
Yard.. 11
Basement 11
Garage. 11
Princess’ Car. 11
Sir’s Car. 12
Serving Princess
Serving Princess is an undertaking of singular devotion, patience, and care. All tasks and projects for Princess are to be handled in the most meticulous and positive manner possible. This manual serves as a guide for the types of tasks and the accompanying details for many of the activities that Princess wishes. Careful completion of Princess’ tasks contributes to her health and well-being, and brings a positive Karma to the entire household in which everybody can bask.
Privacy for Princess and Sir
You will respect the privacy of Princess and Sir at all times. Everything that takes place inside the household is a private matter. Unless deemed otherwise by Princess, no stories, pictures, videos, or other communications regarding our private matters are to be shared with anybody else. This applies equally whether you are currently residing in the house, or if you are outside the household.
Caring for Princess
Painting Princess’ Toes
1. Remove old polish
2. Clip, smooth and straighten nails
3. Add clear coat
4. Add polish
5. Add 2nd coat of polish
6. Add final clear coat
Brushing Princess’ Hair
1. Remove clip or hair tie
2. Start gently at the bottom in the back
3. Slowly work your way up, brushing gently and getting out any knots
4. Begin brushing more firmly but slowly, passing through all of the hair, down to the scalp
5. Continue until Princess tells you to stop
Preparing a Bath for Princess
1. Get Princess’ towels ready
a. One on the floor, one for her use, and a wash cloth
2. Light candles
3. Run warm/hot water
4. Add one of the following: oil, bubbles, or bath salts, whichever She wants
5. Let Princess know when the bath is ready
6. Bring Princess a glass of wine
7. Wash Her hair thoroughly, slowly and massage scalp
8. Rinse very slowly
9. Then use conditioner on Her hair
10. Massage scalp
11. Then rinse very well
12. Ask Princess if there is anything further you are needed for
Massaging Princess’ Feet
1. Ask if Princess would like lotion or not
2. Ask what parts hurt or need most attention
3. Thank Princess for allowing you to touch Her feet
4. Warm lotion before beginning by rubbing it in your hands
5. Begin massaging Her feet
6. Also make sure that you go up to Her calves with the massage
7. Check with Princess to make sure She likes how you’re doing it
8. Continue to massage Her feet until She tells you to stop
Assisting Princess after Her Shower
1. Ask Princess what She would like to wear
2. Apply lotion to Her feet and legs when She is ready
3. Put on Her shoes/socks or sandals when She is ready
4. Check Her clothes for lint or wrinkles
5. Tell Her how beautiful She looks
Assisting Princess When She Leaves
1. Make sure Princess takes sunscreen and sunglasses if going outside
2. Make sure Princess has her cell phone (charged) and anything else she needs
3. Make sure things are picked up before leaving so dogs don’t chew it up
4. Make sure Beans gets put in his cage and doors are shut before leaving
5. Make sure that all of the dogs have their kongs with peanut butter frozen
Assisting Princess When She Goes Swimming
1. Princess should always have bathing suit choices ready
2. There should always be fresh towels for Her to chose from
3. Prepare Princess a very cold beverage of Her choice while She is changing
4. Have Princess a radio ready for Her if She wants it
5. Make sure Princess has Her sunglass
6. Make sure Princess’ pathway to the pool is clear
7. Unlock the automatic pool cover
8. Add Princess’ raft to the pool (shake first to get bugs off)
9. Spray sun block on Princess before She goes outside
10. Be ready to assist Princess in any way that She might need while She’s in the pool
Putting Princess to Bed
1. Remove clip or hair tie
Returning Home with Princess
1. Pick up after dogs, let dogs out
2. Find and replace kongs with peanut butter and put in freezer
Daily Responsibilities
Morning
1. Always check with Princess the night before to discuss next day’s schedule
2. 7:30am you will wake up and prepare yourself for Princess
a. Eat your breakfast first thing or you will not eat until after lunch
b. You will dress in female attire and do your make-up and hair
c. You should always look your best for Princess
3. Walk around and do a quick picking up of the house
a. Dog toys, messes, anything that Princess will not like to see
4. Prepare Princess’ breakfast – ask for menu the night before
5. Wake Princess at 9:00am with breakfast tray
6. Give Princess Her morning medicines & hormones
Mid-Day
1. Pets Room
a. Check cat litter and clean
b. Check food & water
c. Shake rugs, if needed
d. Sweep, if needed
2. Help Princess with Her clothes for the day
3. Make Princess’ bed – Spray with lavender spray
4. Straighten up master bathroom
5. Straighten up main floor & great room
a. Fluff cushions – these will be noticed
b. Pick up dog toys & messes
c. Check behind TV stand
d. Check potty pads (must have 3 or more messes to change)
e. Check for dusting on the main floor – great room & Sir’s office
6. Give Princess Her mid-day medicines
Afternoon
1. Help Princess as needed with specific projects
2. Give Princess Her afternoon medicines
3. Prepare Dinner – Menus should be gone over with Princess at the start of the week & approved
Evening
1. Dinner should be served at 4:30pm unless schedules restrict
2. Straighten up kitchen
a. Put away / wash dishes / dishwasher loaded
b. Keep sink clean – sparkling clean
c. Keep counters clean – use antibacterial spray or wipes
d. Check rugs – just shake if not that bad, or send down to wash and hang dry
e. Check for dusting
f. Keep dining room table straight and neat
g. Keep dining room table clean of dog hairs, stocked with napkins and coasters
h. Clean baseboards, if needed
i. Check floor and windows for cleaning
j. Empty trash
3. Check Sir’s office
a. Lightly dust
b. Check trash & recycle
c. Check for messes
4. Help Princess as needed with specific projects
5. Give Princess Her evening medicines & hormones
Overall Responsibilities
1. Take care of Princess & do what Princess wants and when She wants it done
2. Take care of the dogs – these are Princess’ babies and should be treated very well
3. Keep house organized (put away clutter daily)
4. Always, always, always make sure the front/back doors are locked and the garage door shut
5. Preparing meals & meal planning for the week – This must be done on Friday for the next weeks meal planning for Monday - Sunday
6. Laundry
7. Yard maintenance
8. Help family save on costs by being budget conscious (food & supplies)
9. Stock pantry and refrigerator
10. Recycling
11. Cut coupons to save on groceries
12. Keep glass clean (windows, tables, collectibles)
13. Sir’s office – Keeping it very neat and tidy – dust free
14. Dusting
15. Vacuum furniture
16. Vacuum floors regularly
17. Keep kitchen & dining room floors clean
18. Keep cats brushed – Princess is allergic to them so do this in your room or in the garage
Household Rules
1. Never be in the presence of Princess as a male, unless extreme or emergency situation
2. Always answer the phone as “Fort residence” and take down any messages
3. Take dogs out to potty
4. Always curtsey when entering or leaving the same room as Princess
5. Always use Princess at the beginning or ending of your sentence, question or IM with Princess
6. Always capitalize the “P” in Princess when writing it anywhere
7. Off duty time must be taken in your room, unless otherwise specified
8. If there is anything needed for the shopping list, add it to the dry erase board
9. Do not walk loud throughout the house – especially stomping
10. Do not yell or speak loudly in the house – always a soft whisper
11. Do not slam the doors shut, turn the doorknob and then quietly close any door
12. Remember my animals are like My kids, you are beneath them, act like it
13. The time you are with Princess you will be locked in chastity-prepare for this
14. Always be respectful of Sir at all times
15. Always be respectful to any guests that Princess invites into her house and curtsey to show your respect for Princess
