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I had my 50 bday last week told a person here what I did and was told I was lying. Here it is. I hung my girl from the ceiling hook then whipped her back and ass 50 times then dropped her on her back and fucked then gave TLC was told the TLC was a lie. Lol all was true |
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Three rules ever Dom/me needs to know
1 never give an order you know will not be followed
2 never say you will hand out a punishment when you know you will not do it
3 never give an order you would not do yourself |
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Have you ever noticed that there are people out there that expect you to know what they want and their life without any thing other than a dozen messages that do not tell everything |
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Ever have one of those days where you just want to give a person a full body whipping then drop salt or inching powders on the wound |
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Job for money slaves:Sorting make though temp company for ups no talking no or little breaks have to keep speed at 25 packages a minute or faster that is grab get to where you can toss and get more in1 minute |
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Have you noticed that people come on and say they can take any verbal abuse you can through at them and take it
But gone with in a couple of hours
Guess they learned something about them selves |
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There seems to be an idea that you can not be a sadist daddy Dom
Where did it come from |
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Life what web site do I go to TI download it :-) |
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Freedom of speech is wonderful--right up there with the freedom not to listen |
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First they came for the fourth amendment, but I said nothing because I wasn't a drug dealer. Then they came for the sixth amendment, but I kept quiet because I wasn't guilty. Finally they came for the first amendment, and by then it was too late to say anything at all. |
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some people say the glass is half full, some say it is half empty. no one asks what is in the glass. |
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone gave up violence forever? I could conquer the whole planet with a butter knife
Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps. |
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If people were required to know the law rather than to obey it, the government would be overthrown the next day
"Guinan is Yoda on stilts. Yoda is Kermit on drugs." |
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A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers. |
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Man walking into bedroom sees wife packing a case.
He asks, "Where are you going?"
She replies, "I'm going to New York, I've heard pr*stitutes get $400 a time for what I do for free."
The man starts packing case.
Wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm coming to just to see how you are going to live on $800 a year." |
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found this and agree with it PLEASE NOTE: I will not under any circumstance send you money or take a check for you or deal with your business. |
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Watership Down: You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now eat the stew
Watership Down: You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now eat the stew.
Welcome back to square one
Welcome to hell. I'm your caseworker.
What if it was the Warren Commission who killed JFK?
When people go berzerk at the post office, why are so few of them customers?
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have not been on in some time lost hours and looking at lossing job hoe to be in better mood and reply to people soon |
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) |
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The Frakir Syndrome - Having an item that's more interesting than you are.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' - Isaac Asimov
Tigger of Borg: ASSIMMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!
Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast |
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1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14 OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?'
22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak |
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter’s swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again. |
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Important to know
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialler were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!! |
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By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, By the Beans of Java do thoughts acquire speed, Hands acquire trembling, The trembling becomes a shaking, By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion |
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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can on Your Desk and Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. as Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. and the Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity...
Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile |
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