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lifelongcaprice
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For some reason, whenever I have to write a theatrical bio, I manage to come up with all sorts of kinky witticisms the likes of which will likely be thoroughly censored into oblivion before the reader sees them, but when trying to devise something passable for a kink-themed personal ad, I seem to draw a blank...
This is my love/hate relationship with Irony.
I am J.P. I used to be Jack, Then Fight Club came out. Then Nightmare Before Christmas suffered some sort of Hot Topic, Goth Kid revival. Now I am J.P. Fairy-tale references need not be made, unless you are attractive, female, and sexually twisted in ways that inspire a Rick James song, in which case yes, you may climb my beanstalk, and jump over my candlestick. Now that we've got that out of the way, we may proceed.
I consider myself a fairly intelectual person (read: geek) who enjoys the passionate mental exchange that BDSM provides. I don't have what you might call an extensive experience (something more than none and less than hella-some) but I would like to think I more than make up for it with a fertile imagination.
I love talking to people, I love reading, I'm something of a film buff, though I feel that asking a lit/film "enthusiast" what their favorite book/film is, is like asking picasso what his favorite color was; even if that had an answer, it would have to change every few minutes.
Please don't hesitate to talk to me, once you get past the warm, comfortable exterior, I assure you there's a dark, sadistic interior that is terribly entertaining...
Though beneath that there may well be another warm, fuzzy layer that's the same as the first one... like with pie!
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Yes, I am aware of the lack of a photo, and I know it's a dick thing to do.
Unfortunately due to my current lack of a working computer of my own, or digital camera, there is little I can do. Hopefully the computer situation should rectify through me getting a new computer. Maybe I'll get one of those new Macs with the built in camera... Bird 1, Bird 2, prepare to be felled by a single stone...
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| Age: 25 |
| Thalheim,
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