No drama, no baggage! Yes that does exist on CollarMe!

The top five reasons you should write back to me:

#5 I'm a good looking guy. My body looks like hundreds of golf balls glued together! Ok, ok, just kidding.. I'm 5 feet 9, blue eyes, lightish hair, and... oh, just write back and I'll send a picture!

#4 I'm really successful... I've done everything from McDonald's (last week) to engineering to teaching high school. Currently I am a broker with my own real estate company. I also wrote a book about baseball. (technically I didn't actually work at McDonald's, I just ate there... hope you won't hold that against me.)

#3 I'm a caring, sincere, warm and nurturing guy looking for THE ONE who makes me as giddy as a school girl.

#2 I don't live in my parent's basement... that was last month :)

#1 I look killer in speedos!

I am waiting for a woman to serve, and pamper, pleasure, spoil, obey, worship for a lifetime relationship! So will you take the chance?