Collarspace.com

Once again, Im taking a break for a bit.

No, I dont have a picture up and no Im not going to put one up. Im an extremely conservative guy and Im not even close to being out of the closet so to speak. If thats a problem feel free to move on. Its not going to change. For those of you that are still here and wondering what I look like well.... on a good day I look like Sebastian Cabots illegitimate son and on a bad day I look like Im here to repo the car. If Im talking with someone and I feel theres some sort of connection Im more than happy to send a pic but no Im not interested in?just putting one up.

1/13/2009 12:31:50 AM
Is it wrong???

Every now and then I come across someones profile that says something to the effect of "Owned, Master reads all my email, Am not allowed to talk to any males..." Is it wrong to feel the immediate urge to send them a simple note thanking them for the great evening at Motel 6?

I know, I know, I should just grow up.
12/9/2008 1:53:00 PM

Just a clue or two for the clueless...

If youre on a bdsm website trying to snag someone in some sort of 419 scam or perhaps you really are from Ghana and looking for a little love.... Rash is probably not the best of choices for a nic.


8/14/2008 1:19:12 AM
Hmmmm A clue perhaps....

So there I was checking out new profiles and sure enough I found one that was beautiful. Her grammar and spelling were perfect and to top it all off her wants and needs are very similar to mine. So I wrote her asking in jest if she would marry me. I really didnt expect a reply and most certainly not the one I recieved. Please allow me to quote her response. "i did like to get to drop this shot note to let you know i have interest in you and i will really like to get to know you more better...". Now Im not an english teacher nor do I play one on TV, nor am I interested in grading what others write me, but why is my spidey sense tingling??? Maybe because she never bothered to read my entire profile? Hmmmmm just hmmmm.
7/21/2008 6:18:59 PM
Ok, I know were all accepting here but.... why would someone tell you up front (by way of their nic) that theyre afraid of either vietnamese people or home owners associations?????

I dont think were in Kansas anymore Dorothy...
7/15/2008 1:06:42 AM
Talk about weird... Im online at 1am and everyone else seems frozen in time. Something must be up with the server because its saying no one has been online since yesterday...... weird.
6/30/2008 11:13:05 PM
Weird....

It seems not all of my mail is getting through. If you are trying to make contact with me please check both your mail and your filters.

Thank You.
5/26/2008 10:05:50 PM
Would love some input here...

Is it false advertising to call yourself xylaphonegirl and not have a picture of yourself with a xylaphone? How about if you call yourself greattits but show a pic of your ass is that false advertising? I know I know by this logic I should have a picture of myself up wearing a fedora and a raincoat, smoking a lucky strike.

And now back to our regularly scheduled program... while I now look to see if someone really is calling themselves either xylaphonegirl or greattits and appologizing.

P.s..... evidently there really is a tubagirl and she has nothing to do with this rant.
5/25/2008 11:07:53 PM

Has anyone ever noticed how dead it is around Cme on Sundays? Hmmmm....

5/1/2008 1:43:49 AM
I remember asteroids being easier...
4/21/2008 6:17:58 PM
Being single after not being single absolutely sucks.
4/20/2008 6:42:43 PM
I hate to say it I really do. Having grown up in professional kitchens of all types and being able to create just about anything... I must admit with head bowed and bloodied... I just cannot bake. There Ive said it, its over. Now can anyone show me the way to Marie Callendars?
4/16/2008 12:31:20 AM

To use, to desire, to possess, all are deep needs inside of me, but can anyone here mix that with quiet intimacy? The touch of hands holding, the warmth of a dinner party, does anyone crave these things too? Maybe Im feeling this way because spring is around the corner and maybe I just need a picnic.

4/11/2008 1:04:00 PM
That was weird. Somehow my zipcode was a digit and many miles off. All fixed now.
MissArtemis
 
 Age: 32
 New York, New York