Just deleted 33 emails, 2 people actually read the profile 31 didn't. Anyone who doesn't read the profile there messages will be deleted unread.

I don't even know why we bother, I guess the only way to get morons to read the profile is to have heather an Amanda write it out in lipstick across themselves nude.

IF YOU DON'T READ THE PROFILE YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED UNREAD.

Be useful or be gone. Don't write us an tell us we are hot, Don't write us with nonsense about how you'd lick our boots. You wanna lick our boots, Then you can pay for the privilege. Pay to play morons. You think we can't find men to play with in the real world? We are here to make extra cash.

Now women are a different story. Men don't take this the wrong way but most of you are a bunch of useless morons. If you think you can be useful then by all means write us. But don't write us some stupid shit about how you will do our homework or clean our house. If you can provide a service to us that we can find useful an can't get somewhere else, then by all means write.

This is a business douche bags. You don't like it, then your more then welcome to cry to us about it, we can always use a good laugh. Ladies feel free to contact us, same with couples. But keep in mind we do have a male partner if your a couple an you want your husband to play with us, then be prepared to let our male counterpart play with you. Now if your husband doesn't wish to play with us an only watch, that's perfectly fine, provide our male half gets to enjoy the show as well.

If you don't read our profile, You don't get a response. We want to be clear, we really don't care about your life, Your problems, an your sick fantasy's. Until money exchanges hands, an then an only then do we care about your sick fantasy's.

 To all the losers who don't like how i write, an have comments about how i spell. Well losers, Your the one's taking time to write us an talk shit. I wrote the profile, I check the mail. The ladies are real,  if you didn't notice the proof pictures.  So to the guys who take the time to write an talk shit, an tell me what a loser an a moron I am.

I'm the one who's sleeping in a king size bed with with not One, But TWO gorgeous women who do everything humanly possible to please me.  Not only do i get to fuck them both, but i get to watch them fuck each other, an when i want they go out an find other girls for me. So yea I'm a loser who can't spell, with terrible grammar. But we all know you wish you were me. So by all means write an talk shit, an tell me what a loser i am, we can always use a good laugh.

Women if you write us, be prepared to offer proof that you are really a women. We already are wise to the losers here who pretend to be women. College educated men only, exceptions can be made.

Do not waste our time with ONE LINE MESSAGES

Males if you write us, tell us about yourself. What you do for work, education level. What you enjoy doing for fun. Things of that nature. If you don't read the profile don't expect a response. You must be local. Or willing to travel. No one more then 300 miles away, exceptions can be made on a case by case basis. But if your not somewhat local. Don't waste our time.