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we all know this place is filled with really bored bald ugly concupiscent fetid gargantuan guys pretending to be 18 year old sexy people so let's just get that out of the way shall we? I am sorry that I don't want you if you're fat bald and ugly. Sue me for discrimination if you'd like. Can't get blood from a stone. Unless it's a bloodstone. And I don't mean green jasper with dots of ferrous oxide. It would have to be a stone you made from coagulated blood. and that would be gross. so let's just make life easier and don't be gross.
No photo? Then we're not talking. And I mean of your face. I also did not check the willing to relocate button for a reason. Please respect this.
I like to wear dresses I'm good at making messes. I'm cute and petite and loving and sweet but sometimes I'm loud when I'm in a crowd and I like to run because it's faster than walking good luck getting a word in if I've begun talking i'm in a dancing class i have a nice ass i am going for nursing i'm known for my cursing i enjoy fine cigars i like classic cars i like singing in showers and i like to pick flowers i like watching old flicks i bakes cakes with cake mix and i think it's time to wrap this all up allright mr. demille i'm ready for my closeup
People either love me or hate me. I have yet to meet a single person who did not have a strong opinion about me and that, perhaps, may be related to exactly how opinionated I really am. I am a passionate woman. I love cooking. I am also a good baker, but I much prefer the art of cooking over the science of baking. I also love coupons and searching for deals. My friends make fun of me all the time for it, yet they have no problem mentioning this or that they might be looking for knowing I will find them the lowest price or a coupon. There is no glory in overpaying. I also love writing poems..some serious and some silly.
An unusual thing about me is that I don't have any sort of broadcast television in my house or any kind of cable etc. I watch movies fairly often and I have a television, but please forgive me as I may have no clue about that which you are trying to make conversation if it occurred on a reality show, a sitcom, a miniseries, or a Danielle Steele movie of the week on Lifetime, television for women. I do, however, like to keep up on hockey. I am a New York Rangers fan which means that I am good at dealing with disappointment.
I am not in a position to relocate at the moment because I am in Nursing School. I graduate in May 2012. Unless you are willing to sign a contract stating that you will support me for the rest of my life, then I am pretty sure that the best recourse is for me to stay in school. That being said, please be sure to read my profile. I am sure you are very busy, but it will actually save you time in the long run.
In addition, please do not pretend that any intelligent woman would believe that a real person can't get a webcam. Please don't make silly excuses. You can buy one with amazing video quality off ebay from Hong Kong for less than twenty dollars. I also will not be giving out my phone number to every man that sends me a message. I have a webcam and I am very much willing to prove to you that I am the girl from the pictures, but I may not feel comfortable sharing personal information like my phone number at first. If you are okay with it, I may be willing to call you, however, your feelings may mirror my own on the topic of sharing such information.
If you have a question just ask it...I will be more than happy to answer :)
"He knows just how I like my martini's---full of alcohol!"
"If you can't build a robot, be a robot"
"Any marriage where the female is allowed to speak or wear clothing is doomed to failure"
"You appear intelligent but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled"
"I can stand the sight of worms and look at microscopic germs, but technicolor pachyderms si really too much for me"
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try"
I hail from Aquehonga Man-ack-nong
I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION TO USE ANY OF MY PHOTOS, VIDOS, LIKENESS, SCREENNAME, PROFILE INFORMATION, PROFILE CONTENT, JOURNAL, ETC ON ANY OTHER SITE BOTH PUBLIC AND PRIVATE
and I WILL Prosecute ALL Violators (and then violate all prosecutors)
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Come on seriously. You know if you are fat or ugly. Please don't waste my time. Please just move on. |
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Bear false witness against my neighbor
I long to hear disdainful words
Tell me that I am in your favor
Or splice my weakened heart in thirds
Covetous, covetous fullfill my desires
Or importune you shall I nevermore
I can not oust what my own heart conspires
If you can not decide what you want more
Strike me down for I fear these sins
I lack strength to lead me to righteousness
But there is none more evil than he who wins
By delighting in his own fickleness
This punishment I can not bear
To never know, to never know
I know I know the world is fair
Please take me now, or let me go.
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If you really want to get a taste of how often albuquerque, then I recommend watching my journal video entries. Then make me some guacamole. I now like guacamole. It's amazing. It's astounding. My mother hid it from me for so many years...WHYYYYYYY? ehem nevermind. |
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So very very busy with school. If I missed your message, I am sorry. Well, I might not be...depending on who you are. |
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Remove the knife
Or let it remain
Completely uncertain
Of which causes more pain
In, it shall fester
Scabs, and fetid pus
Out, sweet bleeding death
No more caring about us.
In, my faults shall glint
Off the shiny blade
Out, glorious hemorrhage
Mistakes begin to fade
And so will I
for I shall die.
Either way
I shall not stay.
Unrequited need
for you I bleed. |
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I want to make chocolate chip cookies but I know that if I do, I will eat them. Ah, quite the conundrum. |
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Hail Mary, full of grace
I never want to leave this place
The way you feel, the way you taste
The way my wrists feel by my waist
the tinge of pain when you slap my face
cover me with spankings, love, and lace |
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| Age: 49 |
| East Sussex,
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