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OverkillEngine

So bare with me, i'm trying to do something difficult here which is to make an honest profile that will -hopefully- be understandable. ... I'm Complicated.... I'm really non-conformist so i don't fit in well with groups. I'm not a 'switch' i'm just a pervert. A general purpose pervert. I'm pretty risk adverse when it comes to STD's. I've never had one and i'm trying to keep it that way. If you have a million different partners constantly i won't be interested (unless you're hot). If gang bangs are your thing here is the door []. No judgements just not my thing. Who the hell am i kidding? Every woman i've hooked up with has been a slut. I like sluts. Big fan of a healthy sex drive. Life is never easy is it? Ok, so i was cursed to be born really smart (and a little crazy). My Dad was a crazy super genius. So yeah i'm more than smart enough to make a lot of money but that whole crazy thing keeps getting in the way. So i work i pay my bills, that is about the best i can do. I've never had problems maintaining relationships. Women seem to like dating me. I'm easy to get along with and pretty laid back. I'm not looking for a one night stand (unless i find one) I'd like to find someone i can love for as long as possible. I HAVE A LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE!!! (haha just kidding) So if you've made it this far you're more confused than you were at the start. Yeah i know me too. So i have a lot of interests. I like to learn things all the time but you don't have to agree with me. I have weird non-traditional viewpoints on most things and i don't fit into any overreaching orthodoxy. I certainly don't expect a potential date to agree with everything i say. Feel free to tell me i'm wrong just don't expect me to change my mind. Oh yeah interests. Heavy metal of any sub-genre except super hardcore. Usually like the more melodic metal. Not into screaming usually. Science fiction. Science. Weird youtube videos. Netflix. Movies. Binge watching tv shows. Poker - I was almost a professional poker player for a while. Won a fair amount more than i lost. Football, i played football in high-school was fun. (go Hawks!). Some people think i'm a nerd (except nerds). I'm really not. I'm nerd friendly. A lot of my best friends are nerds. I don't drink or do drugs. Well there is one drink i like and that's vodka-red bull or any variant there of. I'll chug a 4-loco every once in a while don't judge. I've had a very strange life. Strange things just seem to happen to me when i'm minding my own business. I drove a Taxi at night in Seattle(mostly just north side) about 12 years ago that was fun and i have some crazy stories. I'm an Atheist or maybe agnostic technically. I can't say for sure there isn't something the Universe is certainly strange. You can believe whatever you want but if you're church goer it won't work (unless you're hot). So the TLDR is if you want me to fuck you then you need to be hot. If you want to fuck me i don't care. As long as you're cool and fun you can look like a wildebeast i don't need a lot of physical attraction in that case. I'm pretty flexible and easy to get along with. I'm not just looking for one thing in particular. No reasonable offers refused. Everything must go!
ShyLilWh0re
 
 Age: 52
 Seattle, Washington