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To make things easy for the busy readers on Collarme, allow me to provide a list of things that you will not find associated with this profile so the uninterested can skip onward:
- Old guard: Don't believe anyone who starts talking about "the old guard" unless they are a time-traveling gay leatherman from the 50's
- Casual sex: Not here for a hook-up or a fling. Blithe tomfoolery, on the other hand, is entirely acceptable and often encouraged
- Instadomming: I hate to disappoint, but my first few emails with you will not contain an order to get on your knees and obey me. I am a prude like that
- Pictures: Personal pictures on a publically accessible BDSM website? I have three words for you: Facebook, Linkedin, and Tineye. Pics provided upon request
- Monogamy: I have a slave. I also have this odd notion that I can get struck by lightning twice. Aren't I silly? Drop me a line. Let's talk about how silly I am
- Short emails: I like to write. You like to read and write too. I am a sucker for a long-winded response
In any case, if you have made it this far and are reading these words, congratulations: you have reached the end of the profile. There are no prizes for reaching the end of the profile; however, there may be a prize for sending an email.
Only one way to find out...
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