Greetings, women of earth!

I bid you welcome to the profile of the Great One, none other than Dom ^&*%%%#++-man from the galaxy of $*&&$6@))(.-land.

The Great One is here to collect women to serve as His slaves over there in $*&&$6@))(.-land where they will be given eternal life and serve Him exactly 1,000 years, at which time the said slaves will be released from His service and booted off our planet.

His royal space barge will be leaving at the next full moon to catch the solar wind ...and please, no more than one carryon luggage per slave.