So get back to me if you're curious to hear more.
P.S.
I promise I do have a face and I'll be happy to share pics of my handsome mug if you message me.
Update:
Fellas? I don't want to be rude, but I'm not really interested. I like women. I guess I'm flattered, but I don't expect to change my mind about my sexual preference any more than you do.