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Being a hermit has paid off big time!
I saw this coming early on posted mark my words this is going to get out of hand on FB then gathered what I needed to ride this out have stayed away from people which is easier when rural!
Be safe! Be Healthy!
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How can you hurt the one you love?
My answer..
Let me count the ways....
Why did Cavemen drag cave women by the hair?
Its simple, really...
If you drag them by the feet they fill up with dirt!
DOH!
50+ years experience have a place in My life and home for one devoted slave or submissive who loves and craves being bound and torment at her Masters whim sometimes for hours.
Once the collar goes on you will be My toy and companion and I your protector enabler to be what you crave and need.
Until I have that one devoted slave girl visitors are at times allowed for week long sessions of tight bondage, as well as prolonged SM...
Contract required.
While I prefer a female close to My age I will consider a younger slave or want to be slave but I am picky on who and what I let into My life and home.
If you want to know anything more ask..
BTW I do not do chat or men
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Oh yes baby.... do you dare?
www.xvideos.com/video17378949/sadomasochism_hardcore_porn |
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Beer and the invention of the wheel
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern Liberals like lite beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks.
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks
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'Yep,' the Lab replies
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After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
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'Ten dollars,' the guy says
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'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing!
Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bull-shitter. He's never been out of the yard
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The historic origin of profiling
The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo, and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort. William B. Travis was already there, looking out over the top of the wall. James Bowie was sick in bed, but he was looking out the window. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving towards the Alamo. With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Travis and said,
"Bill, are we, by any chance, having any landscaping done today?"
OK calm down it's a fucking joke! |
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Here is something I find interesting and funny
Was talking with a slave that seemed near perfect when all of a sudden it stopped and I was blocked and it changed it's state address....
This tells Me 2 things,
1. the slave was playing at least 2 of us..
2. it's new owner is very insecure thus blocked his slave from talking with Me!
I truly feel sorry for both of them!
They however deserve each other.
LOL
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If you were born in America which comprises 2 continents you are a native American.
Those we call 'Native Americans' were simply the first to migrate to the Americas and survive to propagate.
Their offspring are Native Americans.
Many others have also migrated to the Americas from Europe, Asia, Africa the Pacific Islands and Japan to name a few and survived to propagate.
Their offspring are Native Americans |
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One thing I don't care about is 'race', we are all, well most of us a part of the human race, the tone of a person's skin means nothing to Me it is the content of your heart and depth of honesty that counts along with trustworthiness!
The above will without a doubt zoom way over some heads.. so be it that is your problem not My concern. |
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If you think 50 Shades of Gray is real life BDSM household and lifestyle it is very unlikely we live on the same planet.
Yes I read the books which is why I know the above.
Have a good day |
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I will never lie to you
I will never ask your permission to bind you or throat fuck you or use pain toys ranging from nipple clamps to single tail whip on you when it pleases Me.
Begging seldom works* tears only work to let Me know you need more deeper pain play. (* begging for more sometimes works when it comes to spanking, cropping and whipping of ass and or breasts!)
When I make you cum that is only the start in a session it is highly likely I will force orgasms on you several to many times until you are limp with exhaustion!
your mouth, throat, cunt and ass are mine to use whenever it pleases Me and for as long as I wish.
your brain, nipples, labia, breasts, ass cheeks clit and sweet spot just below your ass cheeks are My play toys and your pleasure/pain generators..
If you don't like the above too bad, if the thought of it makes you wet lets talk! |
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Do you know why cats are so finicky?
You see..
God created felines as the world most efficient killing machines
Then in a after thought he created cats that weigh 8 pounds
Along come humans who pick them up and kiss them.. and that My friends is why cats are so finicky! |
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Found this on a submissive's page and it is very TRUE
"I have been told the cunt never lies...if you are wet at the thought or act of submission...that says it all." |
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On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, “This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.”
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?”
“Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,'” the medicine man responded, “but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, “1-2-3!”
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked, “What was the 1-2-3 for?”
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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Scary Letter to Mom
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle and love of BDSM.
But is not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.
P.S.: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer. |
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