I am sort of new to slc and just looking for friends. Any fun to be had around here? Just so you know I am not looking to be a 24/7 slave so please don't ask. I like to chat, but like to talk about things other then D's as well. Thanks Ivy
12/3/2009 10:30:15 AM
Update: Ivy vs Douchebag
County Prosecutor: "Officer Douchebag was stricken with a horrible toothache that required immediate attention, and prevented his appearance at this court case. The People move to have the charges against Miss Ivy Dismissed.
I witnessed a paradigm shift while on a morning run this morning. A little girl crossed the path of a black cat. The cat cowered in fear underneath a ladder........ I contend that we were all lied to.
8/6/2009 8:18:02 PM
Why Ivy needs to learn to shut up. By Ivy 3:14 am Officer D-bag: "may I see your license and regestration"
Ivy: "Of Course"
D-Bag: "Do you know why I pulled you over tonight?"
Ivy: No
Dbag: "Well what do you think"
Ivy: "Slow night? Racial Profiling? Pathetic attempt to get a date?"
Dbag: "Get out of the car do you have anything on your person or in your vehicle that could harm me?"
Ivy: "Funny I don't remember consenting to any searches"
Dbag: "Its for your saftey and mine ma'am"
Ivy: I felt alot safer before you made me get out of my car on the side of I15.
Dbag: May I have your concent to search your person and vehicle?
Ivy: "No thank you. If fact I would like to do the exact oppisite of concent"
Dbag "what are you talking about"
Ivy: "I object"
Dbag: Ma'am have you been drinking tonight"
Ivy: No
Dbag: "would you be willing to take a field sobriety test so I can let you go home?"
Ivy: "No but I would like to go home anyway"
D-Bag "I need your concent to search or I have to get a drug dog up here"
Ivy: "How come there are no drug Kittys?"
Dbag "I don't have time for your bullshit I need to search this vehicle.
Ivy: No Thank-you. You can call the Doggies if you want but I won't concent to that either.
30 min later.
Dbags Boss: " Dbag says you were driving erratically and have refused to allow a search and a field sobriety test.
Ivy: False True True
1 hour later.
D-bags Bosses boss: ?Ok ma'am we are issuing you a citation for failing to maintain control of your vehicle and Exceeding the posted speed limit." Have a safe evening.
Meanwhile 106 children were raped and mean little boys beat up the sweetest most innocent litte girls.
8/3/2009 8:43:43 PM
Today a check someone wrote me bounced which caused me to bounce 3 debtis @ 30 dollars a piece fee's. Ouch
Today I was at the JCC working out and they were playing 50's swing music and a 12-14 year old boy asked me in the nicest tone ever "Ma'am would it be ok if we asked if they would change your music. Ouch do I look that old???
Today an offer I put in on a house was declined. Ouch not even a counter.
Today I made a new friend and bantered with him a little. I hope he understands what I mean by it. Pretty good day all in all
7/29/2009 12:21:03 PM
I'm only accepting friends request's from people that I am actually friends with. So if we have never talked please don't add me there.
Thanks, Ivy
7/28/2009 12:21:12 AM
Lying on the Internet is like cheating in the special olympics. Even if you get away with it your still retarded
7/24/2009 2:21:22 PM
I got wait listed for acceptance into the Law school at the U of U. I wish they would just tell me no so I could move on. Whoever came up with this waitlist idea should be punished.
12/26/2008 2:07:56 PM
I have really enjoyed the first few months I have been on this site. I have chatted with alot of cool people and feel better knowing there are others that feel like me. I wanted to say thank you to everyone that have took the time to talk with me.
