So just a quick note on this new thing that i've been noticing lately..plastered across profiles..
Basically stating....if you steal text or photos from my profile, i'm gonna sue your ass..
So lets think this through..
Mr. Attorney, Sir...
I am writing to you today because i have an xx rated profile on a BDSM website, Collar me, under the name _________(fill in screenname) on which i have posted a big list of depraved acts that i will perform for other humans on webcam whom i have no intention of actually meeting in real life...
Along with this profile, Sir, i have posted some photos of my ass cheeks spread wide while violating said hole with various plastic objects.
As I am a professional in rl...i didn't post a face pic, just a ton of my naked genitals in varying degrading and humiliating positions. As i mentioned, im very professional.
The problem is Sir that _________(insert screenname here)..stole my naked photos and posted them on (his/her) profile/website/blog without my permission, so i think i am entitled to a lot of money for pain and suffering, plus this thief has violated me and should be hung, drawn, and quartered for having committed such a heinous act.
I realize that if i pursue this path that my photos could become public display in a court room, and that my professional name could be scandalized and that all my friends and family (who have no idea i'm stuck firmly in the BDSM closet)..will henceforth..be fully aware of not only my sexual proclivities, but also of exactly how far my asshole will stretch with the right kind of applied pressure....
It is all for the greater good, Sir, to rid this world of such vagrants...!!
So, i humbly beg that you allow me to retain your services...
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