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Happy belated Thanksgiving - I am very thankful for CS finally reenabling the Journal function. |
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Due to common inquiry: a two-bagger is someone so ugly, you are only willing to risk fucking them with a bag over your own head in case their bag falls off. |
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Geographical transition is complete!
Also, my new location seems to have triggered a new avalanche of emails by imbeciles of the dangling, male persuasion. Reading the vast majority of that drivel is painful and I have rerouted e-males to my bulk folder till the barrage lets up. |
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Geographically in transition - looking for the right opportunities on the east coast. |
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I live my life in exclamation and not question marks. Which explains my complete and utter lack of use for and interest in trans-anythings and switches.
Not bashing you boys and girls, just not interested in you. |
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I am intrigued...curious where things may go. |
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Due to the frequency of inquiries: a two-bagger is someone so ugly, you put a second bag over your own head in case their bag falls off while you're fucking them. |
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It is amazing how the supreme being has diverted organic matter he put between men's legs by taking it straight from their brain's intended bio mass.
Do any of you danglers see me looking for a male at this stage? |
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It has been a while. Now, I am a Central Coast woman and have left the desert behind. |
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The venue is so sickeningly overrun with RPG-players that it is virtually impossible to find anyone not indulging in fantasies. Definitely a benefit to the pay-for-use sites.
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Mariana Trench
This is for all those of you who have been petitioning me to post something deep and profound again.
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Dang - now THIS is depressing! I just aged two years in one minute, because CM does not auto-update age! I was 33 when I signed up...now look at me - on the downhill slide to 40.
If that isn't a reason to drink, I don't know what is...
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It keeps amazing me how many emails from males I flush from my Junk Mail folder on a regular basis. I guess it just goes to prove that the big head won't work if the little one is engaged.
Silly boys! |
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I have much reduced my presence on CM. Too much of the obvious (time wasters, picture harvesters, posers, fakes) that keeps leading to the same dead-ends. Do people really consider this an RPG? |
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I will never get used to the flighty bitches on here! No ability to go the distance...not sure whether it can be discounted as 'fakes'.
Probably more often than not, these newbies get scared by their own courage and curiosity...
I am not for the faint of heart! |
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Hmmmm, I have encountered an intriguing little whore here...she has lots of potential and I am curious if she can live up to it! |
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AAAAHHHHHH - cannot sleep!!!
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Love the threefers in these parts - by the third email, you have already exhausted the girl's attention span.
Firmly assuming that I have not become that dull yet, I blame our cartoon-society and multiple choice education system...
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I wish I had gotten the memo about the grueling heat before my move...anyway - boys get mail-blocked again. your never-ending lack of wit and inability to read make a Peewee Herman look like Einstein.
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As a reminder to the danglers - I am not looking for you and your emails proposing anything other than uninvolved interaction is out of question.
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So, it is final - New Mexico it is.
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Rather out of character, I am waffling right now...back to the nice high deserts of the Southwest...just where to pick? NM? AZ? UT?
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Changed forthcoming - moving back to the Southwest very soon... |
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The assumed/alleged moronity of dominants just keeps tickling me pink!
Why would anyone want to be a dominant when it is clearly the most endangered species of higher evolution than an amoeba on this planet? More than half of of the 'true and unowned' subs and slaves on here are without collar because their longtime owner of 37 1/2 years died of cancer or a drunk driver killing them.
And then you look at all those cheeky bitches that totally innocent, because THEY did not go off on a name-calling rant, but some deity-forsaken mofo hacked their account and sent a hundred offensive emails in their names.
Tough life, this is! |
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Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - authentic kinksters and posers alike! And God bless our troops - I know they produce some of our finest Doms! |
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Obviously, it is too much to ask for anyone of the male persuasion to actually read through my profile and journal. Otherwise, you would well know that your emails will fall on deaf ears.
I cannot stop you from writing, but do know that you will not receive a reply, as I am not looking for any danglers at this stage...my stable of dangler-toys is full and I am only interested in a meaningful long-term connection with a female of substance.
{whooooooshhhh} - that is both the sound of my message going over the heads of males, as well of my junkmail folder being emptied...very fitting coincidence. |
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Kneel before me, unworthy worms...I am the wicked Mistress!! (at least I wear panties that say 'wicked' across my ass...that is proof positive, ain't it?)
TeeHee |
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I really do not understand how a lot of people function...if you go to a job interview for a job that you either really want or really need (or both)...
...would you go in your shabbiest clothes and without showering/shaving?
...would you go unprepared, maybe even drunk and rambling incoherently?
...would you act as though you really didn't give a shit and not address the specific nuances and questions put before you by the interviewer?
Then why the hell would people continue to send one-line emails that are full of typos, grammatical errors, lack of formatting etc.?
This is your first (and possibly ONLY) opportunity you get to introduce yourself to a Domme...why fuck it up and risk immediate blocking? Unless your lack of effort tells me that your interest is rather feeling anyway...which does not put you at the top of my applicant list either. |
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WTF!? What was I thinking to change my listed orientation?
Now, I am popping up in the search criteria of a whole new group of people that never saw me before...and my mailbox is starting to fill already.
Sometimes, I just deserve a two-by-four squarely in the jaw! |
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An explanation of the change of 'orientation' from Switch to Dominant on my profile:
I did not suddenly wake up this morning and decided "hey, I feel like a dominant today and no longer like a switch". I have been dominant with girls all along and only submissive with very very few select men in my past.
But my interest in men -other than using them as cock-bearers for use of my cumsluts and fucktoys- has completely waned. Since my pursuit is exclusively of girls at this point, it is only that same spirit of truth in advertising that I have critiqued before, that I am as of now listing myself as a dominant female.
Feel free to send me your hatemails, I have not slapped enough idiots yet today! |
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Nigeria is a fascinating central-African nation with a population of 140 million. Of them, 68 million are women. Of those, about 30% are between ages 25 and 35, hence about 20 million. Another 60% of Nigerian women are illiterate, giving us about 8 million literate women between 25 and 35. Then you have the fact that only about 7% of Nigerians are of "non-black, other" ethnicity, leaving us about 570 thousand.
Did anyone ever notice that about 50% of those must be subs and slaves posting here on CM? Totally freaking awesome!!! |
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"Truth In Advertising" - Something that is very commonly not practiced here.
You have your sirly (or was it surly) sirs on here with their ominous and omnipotent triple-titled names...only to discover that you are dealing with a wincing weenie with a bonsai-Napoleon-complex that would make Pee Wee Herman look like a brawny stud.
Then you discover that your lithe maidens with their fairy-like names and pre- and suffixes (e.g., baby, kitten, little, fairy, butterfly, etc.) actually are elephantitis-stricken walking lipid deposits.
Come on folks - how about a little more honesty with ourselves and others? You don't see me calling myself beanstalk, politically correct, gracious, cuddly, unabrasive, ladylike or ravishing belle of the ball!
P.S.: A 'thank you' to Damien of Thornes for being the sharp-eyed and grammar-minded editor of this journal entry! |
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"And then, one morning, i woke up and realized that i am, like, a real total submissive and bisexual slut, cuz, you know, i like got spanked once by my bf, and then, like, i made out with this girl in my class when we got, like, totally wasted...and i know i, like, have to be totally owned and made to do, like, kinky things, like ride a glow-in-the-dark dildo. So, if i, like, sound like the total sub You want to own, email me...but only, if you're like gorgeous and, like, young and stuff!"
Seems like that is the gist of 90% of new profiles of girls under 28 that pop onto CM these days...can't anyone afford Match or AFF anymore? Or did the raves and fraternity parties get shut down? |
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Dudes!
I am not here to be your training mare and 'kink' slut to satisfy your unfulfilled desires that your vanilla momma ain't giving you at home!
And get your roles straight...if you're a switch, say so and don't flatter yourself by lableing yourself a Dom!
SHEESH |
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It is just one of those things - a combination of my pet peeves with the fact that people who strive for perfection (such as complete and unreserved dedication to submitting and serving) tend to do so in everything they do.
So, if your emails to me or the narrative in your profile are riddled with typos, incomplete sentences and just garbled trash - just guess what that tells me about your ability and willingness to give your very best in submission? |
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Another ship from the asylum island must have docked...I am getting tons of moron mail again.
Sorry, to the few decent guys that write, but I am doing a collective toilet flush to the Bulk Mail folder again. |
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I must say that I am in awe. I have had my age parameters set very tightly in browsing profiles here on CM. By chance, I broadened them...and then broadened them some more after what I initially found.
I am awed by some of the breath-taking and mature beauty of some of the girls in their 40s and 50s on here!
My compliments girls, ladies, pets, subs and sluts! Some of you have done an amazing job aging in grace and with beauty!! |
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Why do so many girls freak out at the notion of vaginal fisting? After all, that opening is designed by nature to accommodate the passage of an entire human being (and in that situation, you do not even have a tongue dancing on your clit)! |
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Listen folks...last I checked, this was NOT Match.com or some other vanilla cyber meat market. So why waste your and my precious time trying to compose some boring yadda ya-da, hummana hummana vanilla line or story that I could care less about?
Aren't there enough teenie-boppers and posers that would be mega-impressed with your touchy feely crap? So why bother getting yourself one bleeding nose after another trying to "hit me up"?
Maybe you thought you landed on ALT.com or some other rando fornicators-r-us.com web fuckodrome...but that's not what I am here for.
So..bubye! |
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What's the word I am looking for? Oh yeah: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
If I have one more Lord Voldemort (aka He Who will never be obeyed) wannabe molest me with his drivel that indicates he is incapable of reading a profile - I will just categorically have to mail-block all danglers. |
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BTW, I finally figured out why I cannot convey my dominance and make people feel my strength.
It is because I fail to use bold, strong powerful fonts, colors and letters as all the other true Dominants do.
That is just too bad for me - ain't it!? |
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Do you really think I care if you feel I am rude or politically incorrect? Do you really think I care how you feel about deleting your email unread when you cannot even follow the most basic instruction of sending a photo in your email if your profile has none?
I relish having my girl(s) used as whores and cumsluts in gangbangs. I cherish fisting my boy(s) up their ass. I fly at being forcefully taken in public with bystanders watching and lamenting.
Political incorrectness is my essence. So do not ask if I give a flying fuck if you think I am rude! |
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The level of astute perception and discovery of some of the keenly observant members on CM just boggles the mind!
Someone just actually figured out -after months of sending me his drivel- that my screen name is a 'riddle' which, once solved, reveals that I am a switch.
WOW! |
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Oh, silly me!!
Of course, it is a completely different story if the "Domme" is 20... |
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At first, it really pissed me off - but anymore, it humors me: 19-year-old "Dommes" that offer to train and collar me.
Listen, hunnies, just because you're rude and bitchy little brats, and just because your mommy and daddy allowed you to believe that you are Barbie (ergo Modern-Day Princess) does not mean you are a dominant.
Boys, men and old men will allow you to do and say just about anything to them, in the hope of tagging your cute little ass in the end.
But really, try barking up a tree that actually has a squirrel in it...not this one, though! |
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The drivel that I get every single day from males here, sub, swich and dominant alike, is just simply unbearable and equates the IQ of a pre-schooler.
No more emails from males will be read -photo or not- and if there is an amazing specimen out there that catches my attention, I will contact you. |
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Okay, maybe putting this into perspective will help some of the numbskulls out there understand where I am coming from. If I see a pathetic loser at a night club, farmer's market or art gallery, I have no interest in talking to them.
If you are a pathetic loser in real life, putting your profile on CM will not make you any less of a loser...or me any more interested in talking to you.
So, before you email me, take good hard look in the mirror (not the rose-colored kind of look you get from your mommy, or from yourself when you're drunk) and ask yourself "Am I a pathetic loser?"
If the answer requires even one second of thought, simply abandon your email to me. Okay? Thanks, you're a doll! |
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What is it with these ridiculous self-assigned lordly, sirly, masterly names and titles around here? If your dominance is palpable and real, any girl will sense it and extend such name or title to you out of natural respect.
But then again, maybe self-respect is the only respect that some of these fellers get in the first place... |
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Hmmmm...it may just about be time to spread my wings and fly again...winter is getting REALLY old! |
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Manners, people! Manners!
While I am far from beling lil' Miss Manners, there is some minimum courtesy and respect towards others that should display.
you do not go into a cafe, bar, or even on the street and ask a stranger "Will strangle me till I pass out?", "Can you whip me real hard?", "Can lick your feet and shoes?" - do you?
There is a minimum of "Hi, my name is insertnamehere and I am interested in talking to you. Are you down with that?"
Really, get a fucking clue, folks!! |
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I experienced a new category of slave today: the princess slave. It deludes itself by believing in the romanticized notion that it is a slave...just as long as everyone kisses its ass and does as it demands.
Really...some people need to get a fucking clue and continue playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of coming to CM! |
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Why people such amazing flakes on here? You think you have a good connection and they are all hot to trot and then suddenly - POOF! They are gone.
Weird shit, people - weird! |
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What is it with the brown-shirt tactics here? My profile gets censored and hidden without me even being given a reason why - or a chance of making myself heard because the gag-order email from the admins here will not even allow you to respond to them.
So, which sniveling little pussy-boy or pussy-girl has been running to mommy to complain about the lady in the ren garb being a meanie?
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CollarMe is a true and living testament to horrid state of affairs of our Nation's healthcare system!
Why else would there be such a large number of slaves that 1) are unavailable to travel, relocate or meet, and 2) had to give up the perfect Master/Mistress whom they served in complete devotion for the last 6 years, surrender their collar and move back home - all just because a severely ailing and profoundly sick family member required the loving, selfless devoted care and nurturing by said slave!?
Truly, truly a crying shame - ain't it!? |
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Little refresher for all those incapable of the fine skill of READING: if your profile has no photo and your email contains no photo, you are deleted unread! |
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Why did none of you little fuckers tell me that they have Space Invaders here??? :-D Coolness and flash from the past!! It might just be days now until I reply to my emails! |
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Yadayada, blahblahblah...writing something here has little bearing on what types of emails still keep flooding in. Nonetheless: I am not a slave and I am not a sub...I am a strong switch...Domme to women and switch with (some men). I seek battle, competition and challenge with Doms...not sniveling little diaper boys who want to get peed, pooped or farted on, who want to sniff my shoes, suck the some other man's cum from my pussy, or be my cumpig to service other men! GOT IT????
Also, I am not wiccan, pagan, satanic, atheist, polytheisitic, agnostic, or a witch (now, a bitch is a totally different topic)...my outfit simply tells you that I am a Rennie. 'Nuff said. |
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Sweet sweet reminiscence and afterglow! Nothing like the feeling of throbbing welts on one's back and butt.
But I still have some of his skin under my fingernails, too! It is good to give, great to receive, and divine to do so with reciprocity! |
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A penguin walks into the bar and orders a Scotch on the rocks. The bartender looks at him and says "We don't serve penguins". The penguin looks at him in mock outrage and says "But I am not a penguin - I am a groom!"
Did anyone think that was funny? Didn't think so myself...
Then why the flip do all the male switches here think they can introduce themselves as Master and Doms? Face it, dudes...you're nothing but a delusional penguin!!
Be the best damn switch you can be, but quit pretending you're something that you're not! Penguins not served here!! |
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There are a ton of nice kittykittykitty photos on here! I wonder how many of them have had the copyright watermark cropped out of them after being ripped off a porn or fetish web site... |
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I would like to officially welcome the first members of CM to my bulk mail folder and my block list. I am confident you will get plenty of company there soon!
Silly bunnies!! Switches are for real men and women, not little whimps! |
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Here it goes - simple as that: I am posting my photo. If you don't have a photo on your profile, send one with your email. Anything that does not have a photo to show me who I am dealing with - CIAO and delete, baby! |
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