Hi ,

ok so I'm way NOT TWIGGY! so what?

Can I kneel? yes, if you help me to to the floor and back up again..

Can I suck? yes, mostly with the Hoover

Can I take it up the ass? Sure , as long as it's your ass we're talking about..

Can I tittie fuck? of course..well that is if your not afraid of silicone leakage

Am I tight? ohhh yeah baby, if your the size of an enraged rhino, then I'm tight as hell

Can I smile? absafrigginlutely.. as soon as the damn botox wears off

Any more questions? No? well alrighty then!!


Well! I've been told that My profile is not believable.. if thats what you think then just help Me out of this chair and I'll beat the tar out of You ya wisenhiemer!

(actually, most of what I've read other write is so serious, just thought I would lighten things up..)

ENJOY!