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NotAFreak

Limited time offer... (WITHDRAWN... see 07/25 below)

Sane, stable and real. As gentle or extreme as you need. Seeking younger woman for R/T vanilla relationship with a strong D/s element.
Serious inquiries only. I'm not interested in online thrills or endless online chat. Little to no experience necessary. I'd rather spend my time exploring your boundaries than trying to perform to your expectations. Kids and pets are acceptable. Will consider your relocation.

"Submission does not equal slavery, nor does discipline equal abuse"

For those who need clarification, listen up... Yes, I'm real and quite serious about this. I have a life that I enjoy. I own my own home, cars, toys etc, and I have a great job that I've been at for over ten years. I'm not fat, not ugly, not a drunk or a druggie, I like women, and I don't want or need a maid or a mommy.

My use of the term "relocation" refers to our establishing a viable connection through various forms of communication, including current (g rated) photos, and several r/t meetings, long before plans are made and any money is spent. I will not send you money based on your passionate promises of eternal love and devotion in your first email. I expect that you be willing to stand on your own two feet and able to put in the effort to build a relationship, both before and after we meet.

NOTE!!! You must be from THIS country, and have a reasonable command of the english language!

Why doesn't anyone ever read this far?

7/24/2010 11:52:08 PM
... and then, sensing my frustration, she politely said...
 
 "She'll show up when you least expect her... and in the most unusual place too..."

It turns out that she knew just a little more than I did at that moment...

I'm going to keep her.
7/6/2010 4:18:20 PM
Hmmm... anybody ever notice how many "experienced" 18 year old girls there are here? Well, not that the ladies would know, and geeze, I hope that there aren't too many men hanging around my profile either... but it's interesting. I think Mrs O. should shift her focus from the fat kids and address the real issues... the corruption of all those little girls!
7/5/2010 9:01:24 AM

Aaaack! I can't deal with the vanilla sites anymore! All the ads read something like this:

-- No drinkers! No Smokers! No Sports Fans! No Friends! Must be a 35 year old independently wealthy vegetarian body builder who reads poetry to me in the bath before I put on my sweats and flannel nightgown and we head for our seperate bedrooms. I'm an overeducated underacheiver clawing my way through this rotten male dominated society, hell bent on winning at any cost. My kids, family, friends, pets, etc. mean the world to me and I probably won't have a minute for you. Dinner in Paris, Rock Climbing in Tibet, and Snorkeling in Aruba are all mandatory (my choice, of course) on our 3 vacations every year. There's no picture in my profile because I'm freakin' beautiful. Get over it. Only message me if you meet or exceed all of the above requirements. I'm cute, bubbly, and easy to love. --

Yeah, right... Evidently, this is where I belong. At least there are still a few REAL women here, lol!

7/2/2010 8:38:09 AM
Damn! Too kinky for the vanilla sites and not extreme enough for the alt sites... Been to both ends of the spectrum and I like it in the middle. Anybody feel the same way? Is there a site for us misfits?
7/2/2010 1:06:47 AM
Hey, here's a novel idea... Is there anyone out here who wants to be treated like a princess in public and like a wanton little slut behind closed doors? Someone who wants to give their all to a real man and get nothing but love and security in return? How about someone who can endure a couple of vanilla dates learning about each other before passing judgement on me as not "Domly" enough? I know that this site. like all of them out there, is infested with fakes, golddiggers and lazy thrillseekers, but sheesh, does anyone speak the truth anymore? 
MissCleo74
 
 Age: 32
 Albemarle, North Carolina