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if you can do this, you're the girl for me. If you can't, move on: The next time you shower, take with you a: -- skirt hanger -- a dry facial towel -- two pairs of panties 1. Turn on the water. cold. 2. Wrap your wrists into one of your panties, twisting them until tight. 3. Stuff the other panties in your mouth. 4. Turn the skirt hanger upside down, hang the towel from the hook. Clip the hanger's clamps to each nipple; the hook and towel downward. 5. Stand under the shower. Raise your bound wrists above you, hooking them over the shower head if possible. 6. As the towel gets wet, it gets heavier. 7. Take deep breaths. Remain in this position until you feel light headed. 8. When you've done all you can do, take the clamps off your nipples. Carefully lower yourself to the floor. 9. Masturbate as many times as you can. 10. Come back and tell me about it. Then receive your next instruction. I won't reply to anyone who hasn't first accomplished this task. This is not a negotiation, and I don't need your opinion.
7/27/2011 8:26:14 PM

Seriously??

 

Posting a photo of a blonde, blue-eyed girl and describing yourself as "Native American" is a dead giveaway, Mr. Sub-Saharan scam artist. If you actually lived in the U.S., you'd know that "Native American" doesn't mean "American-born." I'd no sooner answer your email than if you had admitted you were from Nigeria.

 

Ugh. 

DTargaryen
 
 Age: 26
 Gold coast, Australia