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Even if you're a vile train-wreck of a human being...I'd love to hear from you. In the event that I *do* find more than amusement here, I can't say I'd mind having a nice bloodthirsty psychopath to be my friend. I want a friend with claws, teeth, and a mean streak. And by mean streak I don't mean "bratty" or "naughty." I mean completely insane. Make-little-race-cars-out-of-your-poop insane.
I want more than just a sex toy. I want a lady who lives every day like it could be her last and enjoys the horrible things in life just as much as the wonderful ones. A woman who knows 6 billion people can indeed be wrong but won't let them ruin her good mood. The perfect organism, unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality.
On a more serious note, I don't plan on having sex again until I get into a serious relationship. The health risks outweigh the transient pleasure. My dick is an exemplary friend and fascinating conversationalist. It always picks the right wine for any meal, and is fluent is six languages. So I don't intend to go shoving it into random holes of mystery meat. I can wait for the right girl.
Enough about me. It's your turn....tell me something shocking about you!
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