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"I want a woman with few limits."
Duh, douchebag. Why do so many men have this in their profile? Obviously you want a woman with few limits. EVERYONE wants a partner with few limits, because it means that they'll be more open to your interests. Posting that makes you look like you have no idea what you're doing and might be more than a little slow.
The only thing worse is, "I want a woman with no limits." What you're essentially saying is that you want a woman who would let you kill her if you so decided. Maybe someone who would smuggle drugs for you across the border. Maybe someone who would let you cut off her leg and fuck the bloody stump.
If you say you want a woman with no limits, I automatically assume you're either a serial killer or a child molester. One or the other. No in between.
I'm still considering the Toronto move. It's looking more likely. Won't make an actual decision until next month. |
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Debating a move to Toronto. So, any Torontonians with advice or selling points should send me a message. |
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Alright hypnodoms! Here's a tip; don't send initial messages with text that you've designed to try to induce a trance. First of all, it makes you look retarded because really, who can't recognize that sort of thing? Secondly, even if it did work (which again, I assure you, it has not, and will not ever work), wouldn't that be incredibly unethical? Wouldn't that border on rape? Doesn't this make you a creep of the highest order?
Anyways, fuck off. All hail the Hypnotoad and such. |
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Going to be in Sask for a few weeks. Will be bored to the point of maybe dying. Coffee, anyone?
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I feel like photoshop courses should be mandatory because there is epic amounts of fuckery in that regard on this site. You can't just copy and paste a picture of your head onto someone else's body without adjusting the size/brightness/contrast and have people think that's an accurate depiction of you.
Also telling me to "spend more time in a gym instead of photography things" isn't going to suddenly make those pictures passable. It will, however, make me question your grasp of grammar.
Here. I'll be a nice person. If you want to post a photoshopped picture on your profile, I'll be happy to give it a once over and give you my professional opinion. And then once we're done talking, I will make fun of you to everyone I know for feeling it's necessary to post an altered picture on a kink site. Isn't the end goal for the person you meet here to see you naked, anyway? There's no photoshop in real life.
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Oh for the fuck of shit... this is a kink site, please don't send me poetry. Please. Really. It's cute in high school, but you're older than my parents. Ugh. Also, once you reach your 50's, I feel like it's about time that you deviate from the standard ABAB rhyme scheme. It worked for Shakespeare, but you sir, are no Shakespeare.
Seriously, dude, I rhymed 'flower' and 'power' in grade 2 and I didn't even go to an English school. Good lord.
That being said, your second email was a drastic improvement.
"Cunt"
It's direct, sincere, and really gets your personality across. You should stick to monosyllabic one word emails as often as possible.
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Saskatchewanites! I love you, you know this, but that journal entry was from two months ago, pretty please stop emailing and asking when I get there. I'm already back in BC. I'm sure I'll be back again soonish (not willingly, of course).
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Will be spending some time in Saskatchewan over the next few weeks.
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Back in LA from the 24th to the 1st!!!
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If I don't respond, it means that I don't think we're compatible. It doesn't mean you should send me a message every day until I can no longer resist your e-charms and I beg to bear your children.
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It seems silly to have to mention this, but please be local!
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Is there such thing as an apartment hunting fetish? If anyone knows someone with one, please refer them to me, I'll indulge them all day long...
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So, I've been here a day, and already two different people have called me out for mentioning grammar in my profile, while misspelling words.
To those two people; adding the letter 'U' to certain words, when you don't feel they should be there, does not mean I can't spell. It means I'm not American.
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