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1200ft2 - Room/bath/food TRADE FOR cleanup/petcare/cooking. Just$200 sec deposit (Lakeland)
1200ft2 available now
cats are OK - purrr dogs are OK - wooof furnished no smoking private room private bath laundry on site off-street parking
**** UPDATES FROM ORIGINAL POSTING: Flooring has been purchased for the room to replace the carpet and is being put in now. This may interfere with move-in.
A large number of applicants but low follow through/ compatibility is taking a toll on my getting back to people in a reasonable amount of time. Please be patient. I do respect your time. NO COUPLES / KIDS, PERIOD PLEASE! Space is limited enough as it is! DO NOT COLD CALL ME. Text or email first to set up a time to talk.
Animals / pets still OK. Students OK, full timers, SSI, disability OK if duties will still be fulfilled as expected. Retirees OK. Need no proof of income, only $200 security deposit. And, bad attitudes immediately disqualified. **********
Are you talented at taking care of a home? Do you enjoy caring for plants and animals? Do you have any of your own you'd like to bring? Does the idea of saving a ton of money on rent, storage, utilities, cleaning supplies, and food in exchange for keeping house, cooking and being a general helper appeal to you?
We need some help keeping up with our home and pets, we just don't have time/energy to do it due to jobs and full time school; that's where you come in. I'm sorry to say when I'm tired I let things get messy and I just can't stand it!!! This is also due in part to me having migraines and fatigue caused by depression, but mostly I am totally happy and just need to recharge during those times.
YOUR DUTIES: may include a mixture of any of these, in order of highest need to lowest need:
1. Shop for & cook- breakfast, pack lunch, dinner as often as possible (occasionally order out/trade responsibility) 2. Kitchen cleanup and dish-washing 3. Laundry done, folded, put away 4. Animal care & cleanup 5. General home cleanliness (dusting, vacuuming, disinfecting, bathrooms, replenishment) 6. Organization and improvement of home 7. Watering plants
WE OFFER YOU IN EXCHANGE:
• Private bedroom/ bathroom... Tub and shower combo. Bathroom directly nextdoor to room at end of hall. E facing window and fan. Carpet and vinyl soon to be changed for laminate flooring. • All reasonable use of utilities (electric/water/trash/home phone), wifi and RokuTV are covered. If you want cable you'll have to pay that on your own sorry! =] • Basic food and snacks mostly in form of shared meals ( fancy treats /alcohol on you) • Furnishings in bedroom include: twin bed, shelf and small low console table, we can work on other things as you need them • Closet space in your room • Some space for your use in shared office/ storage/craft room/ lab and equipment. • Shared spaces including living room, laundry room, kitchen, and appliances/ electronics as needed • Reasonable assistance, training, rotation with any given chores and days off as you need them (TBD)
SOME BONUSES INCLUDE: • Access to well-stocked workshop with plenty of tools for your projects • Plenty of space for you to have a garden, exercise, run with your pets, in the yard. • Your ideas for home improvement are highly valued • Shared lawn /gardening equipment • Deck and screen porch available for outdoor entertaining, plants, grilling, etc. • Your animals current and future are welcome as long as you cover their care and they don't harm /stress the other animals. • Both inside and outside gym equipment • Fenced yard with space for your car and a small recreational toy E.g Kayak, motorcycle. • BFFfL =)
SOME POTENTIAL PROBLEMS INCLUDE:
• Hard well water , and septic tank • I hate wearing clothes • Your bathroom is currently in use by cats for litter box and we will need your help to find a solution that works. They stink. • Dog is a pitbull. He is a sweet dog but Iknow many people feel uncomfortable with pits. If you are it's not a good fit. • We don't like to have parties but some nice dinner parties /bbq/get together would be nice. • Overnight /constant guests are frowned on unless we have advanced notice. • We're married, hopefully not an issue with a lil PDA. • We compost both animal waste and food waste. I listen to Hank Williams Sr on my record player • I am very messy. • Not kid, 420, loud noises, late night shenanigans, smoking, or drug friendly. "You break it you bought it"
SPECS ABOUT HOME:
• Located near Galloway & 10th Street, North Lakeland • Just down road from bus stop, ag supply, gas station. • Close to mall, Publix, dining, shopping centers, and downtown. • Single wide home about 16x76. • 3 br 2 bath
ABOUT US:
We are 24 years old, married couple with a pit bull, three black cats, a fish, and PZB tarantula. Soon hoping to add bees and chickens or guineas or turkey. He is a diesel mechanic. . .. Goofy, off the wall, very energetic and orderly.
I work in a hardware store nursery, but I've done a bit of everything, computers, welding, collision rep, . .. I love plants endlessly, I am eccentric, odd and I love spooky dark and paranormal, occultish and strange.
We both believe that nothing in life is free, but sharing and teamwork make it a lot cheaper. We do not appreciate organized religion being pressed upon us or prominently featured in our home.
Gamers, have irreverent senses of humor and aren't easily offended, however we have strong core values that our humor may seem to contradict. We are often self-deprecating and cynical. We love FOOOOOD: like sushi, stuffed pasta, pizza, caprese, wonton soup, kimchi, kombucha, seafood. . .. Cajun, German, Filipino, Japanese, Korean foods mostly. From healthy food: vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian, beyond meat, fresh veggies, tofus all the way down to junk food unfortunately.
ABOUT YOU:
We seek someone who is open-minded, and is able to get on chores and get them done. Curious, creative, and inquisitive are a plus.
Flexible, polite, honest , PROACTIVE AND POSITIVE!!!!
Age doesn't really matter, but a mature easygoing, non-blaming, and responsible attitude is the most important thing.
WE LOVE LGBTQIAAS and ALT PEOPLE.
If you want to gauge if we'd be good roommates personality-wise, I've made this little quiz that will provide a general idea (and I might even make some more. . .!)
https://www.onlineassessmenttool.com/roomate-compatibility/assessment-36576
And if you'd like to apply, I am doing this by the book (mtm "lease" detailing labor exchange for rent, small security deposit. etc) , but as informally and friendly as I can. Contact via email or text to set up phone interview if you think you'll be a good fit. DO NOT CALL ME, email or txt and we will set up a time to talk in depth.
Room is currently used as storage so pics are mostly of rest of house, sorry about the mess!!!!; More pics on request.
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A beautiful song that I hope one day I will earn. I post it on everything because I adore it so much.
Bitheon- Vanguard
"My every heartbeat belongs to thee For every blink of an eye punish me For your touch I'll walk through hell In purgatory fire my soul to sell
Mistress, empress, goddess, temptress I worship, I adore, I'm helpless, I am yours Your highness, my liege, your majesty, my dream I worship, I adore, I'm helpless, I am forever yours
One so graceful, drown in those eyes Beneath her velvet deadly passion lies Other noble born a queen Carnal Venus, my needs redeem
Mistress, empress, goddess, temptress I worship, I adore, I'm helpless, I am yours Your highness, my liege, your majesty, my dream I worship, I adore, I'm helpless, I am forever yours"
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In my ideal situation, since my job area of collision repair (body work, painting etc) is very tiring, coming home to a kept home and garden are very important to me. But the money is good once you get the hang of it. I am rather petite, and doing things that would be easy for the big men of the industry is a challenge for me. So the days can get to be very rough. I have great dreams for the future, after traveling with my two loved ones, of eventually building a very BDSM, animal, and neopagan/wiccan /sustainability friendly home in a secluded place.
I want to come home and find my two darlings relaxed together in a perfectly manicured home. This one having come home from a similar long day of rough, dirty automotive work. The other having completed his own "dirty work" caring for the dogs or whatever animals end up in refuge with us, scrubbing the bathroom, trimming me a bouquet of fresh roses that he grew himself just for the formal evening dinner, and cooking up a healthy and interesting meal that he has been perfecting. Perhaps he has even grown some of that meal himself in the garden, or harvested the eggs from the chickens?
I want to find that my little house slave has helped to take his daddy's boots and work uniform off and helped him to relax on the couch in front of the TV or fire or with a cooling fan while they wait for me to come home, when all may sit to eat. And after dinner, all may go about the business that they choose. Except first, it is bath time, and we are all piled into the shower or tub and each given a good scrub... or more? Especially me, my hair must be carefully combed and conditioned, and my back well scrubbed. Showering together, it saves water, you know ;]
If I am feeling snarky, I'll take both to the Art room and have a good flogging of both, for not opening the door for me right as I got home! Every once in a while I'll decide to inspect every inch of the house to see what is out of order and exact some punishment for what is out of place. Or we may all sit down to a tacky movie or cartoonsand eat a huge tub of air popped popcorn, and binge out on candy like a bunch of kids. Or sit and have some drinks (can you mix me an ice cold White Russian, slavelet?) out on the balcony and watching a lovely sunset. We can all go out and work on one of the old restoration cars like our beloved 89 Suburban that are sitting in the well-equipped shop. And maybe once a week or so I will demand a "Girl's Night" (as is already a tradition in the current relationship) Where everyone get's necessary grooming, trimming, and oiled skin. Even haircuts courtesy of me. And at least once per day, I will want to be rubbed or massaged, if not to sleep then to deep relaxation.
Some days maybe I will give instructions before we leave.. "Be dressed for a fine restaurant and have your master's dress clothes and for me a dress, shoes and jewelry picked for me when we get back". Or maybe with a twist? "...and you better have a plug firmly in place that will stay there until the end of the night" Or maybe something more creative ? "Create for me an alter to worship me at, I want it to be furnished with offerings and candles as soon as I wake." or, "Set up for me a canvas and lay out my paint brushes, choose a few oil colors for me to use and be ready with an interesting pose and a girly outfit on that pedestal"
And after all the evening fun, we snuggle up in our big ol bed with miles and miles of soft pillows and satin sheets, and all warm and tired out from a long day but a relaxing evening together. Of course we must all wake up the next morning, and as we ready our tools and uniforms our little slave starts breakfast and packs lunches.
Of course before all that settling down mess we must travel the world!
Does that sound absolutely sublime to you? One day I hope to make it happen, but first I want to find the one we can grow into this with, who can get down and dirty, work hard, listen to rock and roll and country music AND showtunes and pop. I want a male tomboy, who can hold down the house but turn a wrench on a trip to the junk yard. But I think I really am chasing a chimera or unicorn or chupacabra with that one.
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So I thought this one guy was THE one for the subby and I, so sublime and perfect, but there's roadblocks and I should let it go with him... but I'm a bitch. And wrote a rave about it instead. Too bad it was too harsh or something and was flagged down. I got a little ghetto and grumpy with it but I guess that's just my sense of stupid humor. Added stuff that I wanted to but didn't on my actual ad.
tampa bay craigslist > hillsborough co > personals > rants & raves
Boy, flirt with my boyfriend. (Tampa)
Date: 2012-04-03, 5:54PM EDT Reply to: your anonymous craigslist address will appear here
So I can't go home ONE day of the week without my little boytoy gushing about how you've been hitting on him and all the gay stuff that you do to him and say to him when we're at shop or when you two are at work together. I don't know if he's exaggerating or WHAT but it sounds pretty 'interested' to me. So I also noticed how you've actually come to hang out with me a lot more when I'm around, and I guess I'm completely misreading THAT signal. We were over here thinking holy crap, we've finally found our dream guy. Not gross and horny and hyper kink-oriented. Finally somebody who likes cars like us, has Tourette's or a goofy-ass sense of humor like us, isn't an asshole. Like us. I'm over here all giddy like " Oh, em gee. He's like so perfect and like sensitive and wonderful and shit" and the world was all glowy and stuff, till I realized that YO ASS is dicking around. And not in the way we would like yo ass to be dicking around in, if you know what I mean. =| Got me all up on eHow or wikihow Instructables and crap reading 'How to Get A Guy to Ask You Out' wishing they had a "How to Get A Guy to Ask a Female Dominated S&M Couple Out" article. Stupid crap like that. Baby, you are such a tease, either stop playing around with my toy and cut the gay/flirty/aloof crap, or come play with both of us and come get tangled up with us in my satin sheets and stop living with your mother. Let us call you a slut and put cigarettes out on you even though we don't even smoke. Oh and leave that hoity-toity "girlfriend" that you apparently have, cuz god knows we two can give so much more love and action than one boring little church girl that you went to prom or homecoming or some other lame high school event with. She's probably just a cover for how gay you are for my boyfriend anyway. Besides. We can carpool and that's a lot easier if you just sleep with us, being that we'd be in the same place in the morning and all. Wakin' up together and that romantic shit. You and your skinny-ass douchebag beard. Ugh. I want you so bad.
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