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| I’m not on here to find a date or sex – I can get that on tap. It’s harder to find someone good enough to keep me interested in the long term, so a profile here will not hurt.
If this sounds arrogant – it is. Go and have a cry and then talk to someone else. There are hundreds of desperate soppy guys on here who'd love your attention. Does a lion even notice when a mouse squeaks? I am not looking for a mouse so I won’t concern myself with them.
That should rule out 90% of people looking at me. Such as the easily offended, the weak and the self entitled fat feminists. Good riddance!
- I’m not short of confidence, I have no problems making the first move, taking what I want.
-I am building my own business in a niche but extremely interesting industry...You would be interested. It's challenging to say the least but I am going to make it.
- All my friends are confident and comfortable in their own skin, so you will need to field the same qualities.
I'm impressed by some of the following things:
- humour
- positivity
- femininity
- naughtiness
- mischievousness
- long legs
- tight buttocks
- No stalkers, or girls who have a history of stalking.
- No emails with topless photos attached. Or just emails saying ‘hi!’ these will be deleted.
- No women with a deeper voice than mine.
Anyone still reading is either looking for a challenge, incredibly hardy or smart enough to know this profile may be slightly tongue in cheek...
Shoot me a message.
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