Want money for kicking someone in the balls??

Glory over someone wanking over them?

Throw their weight around and give nothing back?

Not have a sense of humour?

Take themselves too seriously?

Holding undeserved court over the room?

Failing to show common respect?

Pestering you past a reasonable point of desperation?

Generally being a pass-remarkable bitch?

*National Organisation of Men Against Amazonian Mastery