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I do not wish to be your crash test dummy!!! I will not be an experiment! If you really have no experience in long term/real time service DO NOT LIE ABOUT IT!! I will know within a few hours of your being in My presence.
I can appreciate ones open mind, I can appreciate the (perceived)desire to serve HOWEVER if you have no real time experience---your open mind has no point of reference and it will be OVERWHELMING and you will quickly crash and it will not be pretty. These are the facts.
SO do not even attempt it.
I love new people YET I am not looking for a new person at this time. SO PLEASE DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME OR MINE!! |
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Bermuda was ok. The weather was not so ok. If you have been on a cruise, on a LARGE ship, have you ever noticed that there is NO WAY there are enough life boats--I am just saying... |
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Leaving for Bermuda in 2 days. Sssoooo much to do, so if I do not get back to you with reasonable timeliness, I will upon My return. |
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Listen up! if you get into speaking with someone, begin the process of getting to know and negotiating and you come to a fork in the road and you decide--uuuhhhh I dont think I want to do this--------------FOR SHITZ SAKE --------say something!! say "I changed my mind bye"!!
If the sub or Dom was worth any time and conversation the least amount of respect you can offer is to say Thanks for your time however this is not what I am wanting. How shitty just to go ghost??? Not very adult and as crazy as this place is--it is for ADULTS.
Remember your home training!!!
I'm just sayin!!! |
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ohkay so just because you write me with this:
"I will come to you right now, today, you can beat me with all your anger and CBT NO LIMITS"
you think I should go OMG someone will let me beat them oh boy oh joy. Frankly I think you are a dumb ass!!
I actually respond explaining I find that a very irresponsible attitude and potentially dangerous. I am looking for a hell of a perv not a crazy motherfucker.
he writes back saying you are not a real mistress because I would not turn down a real slave.
Dam people can be so crazy. Assholery is not a skill!!
I wrote many things I was looking for and all he is offering is his ass--hhhhhmmmm ...
Jesus take the wheel!!!
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yes I have a serious attitude today!!
If I truly thought I could find that which I seek in East Bumfuck at a KKK meeting I am putting on a dam sheet and crashing the motherfucking party!!
That is who I am!
My answering machine says:
"who are you and what do you want?
If you consider this a foolish question,
think of how many people leave this world
never having answered either one!"
I am going to go have a cup of tea now... |
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I am calling out most of you i wanna be a slave cowardly creatures! I have been contacted by many and many have NO FUCKING BALLS! I have bigger balls than most of you!
When it comes time to put the pedal to the metal, most of you trifling bitches are still standing waiting on a fucking bus!!
I say , call me on the phone 98% don't. Out of that, 1 1/2 percent do call I say come to Me come to my home check me out---------I get CRICKETS! I can work with that 1/2%.
I feel sorry for you COMPUTER CONCUBINES. If you end up with a life of IfI coulda shoulda woulda----------it is what you deserve.
KNOW IT IS your CHOICE!
For Me I will leave no fucking stone unturned to find what I want! I do not fear trying I fear NOT trying!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!! |
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Something I am reading in replies--way too much, gives Me pause.
While I do not think it should ever be entertained , it damn sure should NOT be said to someone you would not know, if they walked up to you and slapped you in your face , from the Easter bunny!
"I want you to break me" Well hell why would I want to do that??
Listen up people--THIS AINT My great grandmothers "slavery"
To be CLEAR that was not "slavery" that WAS A FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!!
Lets not get this shit twisted!
Get your head out of the fantasy and realize your ass is in reality and maybe you can actually negotiate a good life where together you can do the wonderful "fantasy" things.
In putting together the life you wish--PLEASE do not leave your intelligence at the chain link fence when entering Kinkyland. One must navigate within the world and it can be treacherous.
Once I read "break me" I am no longer really paying you any attention--no one worth their salt would. If you find someone to take you up on that-----
IJS you best take care what you ask for, you just may find it and crazy glue just does not work THAT WELL!! |
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Let Me clarify something----I may be having some issue with finding "the bitch" for Me however I have spoken with some pretty cool creatures on here and I do appreciate the well wishes. |
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What to say?-------------This is a tough crowd!!!! DAM. |
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It is not necessary to run down to the Home Depot to get more rope---just relax for a few because people usually bring more than enough to hang themselves!!
Cheese and crackers--what the hell is wrong with people????
BULLSHIT should definitely be an option to check on the fetish list because it is FUCKING AMAZING how many people are into it!!!
We are so fortunate--yet so hot dam ridiculous it is mind bending. Somehow you can tell a person you want to be tied to a ceiling fan and on every other turn you want to be poked with a dildo and hit with a cane but you can't say you are married--what the fuckety fucking hell kind of crap is that??????
Get a grip---and not on your cock or your clit ------on your character!!!! |
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I have no idea where exactly My journey will take Me however you must know this There are wonderful people who have been in my life for years I will never turn my back on them, they will be in my life. I am loyal and will not turn my back for someone I do not know from a can of paint! I will not do for you what I will not do to you!!
I repeat: I will not do for you what I will not do to you!! So please do not tell me about "I just want it to be you and I." Even should it come to "you and I " It will be you . I and them!!!
Good people do not grow on trees! |
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Time is truly the teller of all tales!! While there has been respect it has not taken too long to weed out the bullshit. LISTEN UP PEOPLE if I wanted a fucking boyfriend I would be on MATCH.COM
If you are wanting some romantic one on one--I AM NOT THE ONE. |
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I am getting lots of feed back on my profile. Many are well wishes for my search and I really appreciate it and will answer each and everyone for it pleases me that you would take the effort to reply--if I do not answer it will be because COLLAR SPACE shut me down for spamming as there are so many replies.
I hope your day is going well and holding much promise as is mine .
Be safe and well
ALLways! |
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WOW WOW WOW! While I have been on this site a very long time I have not ever put up such a specific profile. As with many all I was interested in were playmates not the case now.
I had had a ton of responses NOT ONE has been disrespectful--not 1!!!
Thank you so much--each one of you who have responded even if it was just to wish me luck. I appreciate every perverted one of you!!!
I wish each of you great luck in finding that which you seek as I wish it for Myself!
PERV ON!!! |
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Greetings all,
Just putting up my latest video--and before you click it ---no! it is not THAT kind of video-----SMH I can only imagine the look on some of your faces. ( I know it is a news flash however there is life outside of your worthless cocks)
anyway here it is. copy and paste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7noUFkPCn8&list=UU1CjVjei-Ty_IGHcVMZ_TxA&index=1&feature=plcp
I must say, generally speaking, you guys are behaving badly.
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Well I remain hopeful mostly because it would be very inconvenient to be otherwise. I have been keeping my self very busy. While most here are here seeking that counterpart for the darker side--- life is still going on around us and I have lots of opinions about it. if you want you can check it out .
www.youtube.com/user/theemotionalnews
be safe and well
Max |
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Well lord in a handbasket.!!?? I am truly impressed by the degree of complete and utter bullshit on here. Countless messages--"I am for real Mistress I want to be our slave I cannot find anyone for real on here" ok so I find a few interesting. I actually am real, I say come to visit me --I give them a phone number to boot and apparently the prevailing occupation of most of the "slaves" on here is a magician because right after that--they do a disappearing act. They want me to totally waste my time and theirs chatting online--"to get to know each other" you have got to be kidding??????????
I need to know I am speaking to a 50 yo white man not a 72 year old grandma from china. The only way to know who you are and for you to know who I am and whether or not we can do a fluid dance is for you to be here at my feet, So if you contact me know I will pull your ass out to front and center street with a quickness.
No I do not want to get to know your online persona--that mofo will not be able to bring me coffee so if you are not ready --keep it moving because I am serious and I will have to meet you in person way sooner than later. If you are on the other side of the planet, you are welcome to say hi just know I will be saying thank you and bye.
There are in fact many people who really do this thing in the real world I suppose this is just the prince and frog syndrome in full effect on here.
Good Morning everyone! |
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ancient tradition I cannot reply if you have no active profile |
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I just do not get it. ok I do not come on here often so I am going through mail --another comes in---this dumbass writes in all caps---" you know slavery was abolished right!!!"
So I write back " unfortunately stupidity has not been abolished"
---for real??? I mean this is suppose to be a kinky site right???? jeez louise!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Greetings,
I am alive and well. Thank you for all the well wishes. As far as finding someone who walks their talk. I am still at a great big fat zero. I know the human cannot live in the past or the future yet still I cannot help but reminisce of a time which seems long past. A time when no male would deign to approach a Mistress with I want to serve you I am very oral--WTF. I remember a time when that meant you wanted to lick my toilet clean.
I remember a time when the second correspondence from someone who professed to wanting to be a maid was not --I have never done this before. really ???---and somehow I look like your kinky science experiment. I remember the time when if you wanted to" check it out" you went to a ProDomme you did not even want to come in someones home and turn it upside down because you really don't know what the fuck you want much less what you are doing.
ok so I am ranting--at least this rant is REAL unlike the" sincere" bullshit on here.
Here is one that has my head shaking and I am still trying to figure out what--" I live it 24/7 when I can" means---has that changed over time as well. WTF either you are 24/7 OR you live it when you can--how in the bloody hell do you do both.
Well at least it is good for a chuckle dont you think?
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Greetings,
My apologies for not getting back to you. I have been ill and in the hospital so please give me a minute ok? |
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