Attention all you little pay pigs, $ slaves, and human ATMs!
I am seeking reliable, hard-working slaves. I will not tolerate laziness or incompetence on any level. I will require excellent service. I am a goddess worthy of worship and gifts. Showering me with presents is the only way for you to prove yourself worthy of my attention. I get such a thrill controlling you down to the very money you earn. I gives me joy to know that you might be eating Ramen noodles because you spent your $ to send me a beautiful necklace or a lovely new whip.
I love demanding service and gifts; I love holding you by your proverbial purse strings and/or balls. I love knowing that your wallet is in the palm of my hand. I enjoy making you live on a meager budget whilst I enjoy the .
So, if you wish to be my wallet slave, my cash pet, my pathetic pay pig, you must contact me. Tell me why I should choose you. How can you serve me?
3/2/2014 2:42:00 PM
Attention my pathetic followers! You must watch my video on you tube.
