The following is not directed at anyone in particular. And it is not motivated by any particular event. It's just a culmination of reasons that I have gathered over the years.
10 reasons why you will never be my submissive.
10. I don't have time for your bullshit.
9. I'm a Dom... not a babysitter.
8. You think 50 Shades of Grey is an instruction manual.
7. Your profile says you haven't found anyone Dominant enough to MAKE YOU SUBMIT. And that no one can HANDLE you.
6. You can't have a conversation without bringing up what your ex-Dom use to do to you. Or how he would handle the situation.
5. You honestly believe that every guy and girl at the party wants you.
4. You should come with a warning label that simply says "BITCH".
3. You've already been collared 7 times this year alone.
2. Your profile says you have NO limits.
And the #1 answer...
Because you're fucking crazy!!