My friends call me Dirk, as a play on the incorrect spelling/pronunciation of my name.

I'm an evil arrogant jerk. Thats right... I'm the guy who cuts you off on the highway, throws lit fireworks into your yard at 3am, and proves you wrong every time you think you're right.

I'm in college, majoring in economics, and will someday to be a corporate pirate. I'll be making seven figures, drive a fleet of pimped out hotness, and will someday have my own islands; one in the Aleutians, and the other in the Bahamas.