So you want to serve me?

Don't bother messaging me without:

-a picture of you kneeling with your face showing and holding a sign that says "I am the scum under Mistress Amatullah's shoes."

-being prepared to send me a monthly tribute of at least 100 CAD

-a letter to me about why you want to serve me

In other news: Washington DC is pretty cool. 

"Well perhaps if your 'religion of peace' was actually peaceful then you would not be called names. Instead you say you are peaceful and  yet your religion is so intermingled with violence that people get beheaded, stoned, blown up, or whatever. And then you bring this crap culture to western civilizations and you wonder why people call you names out of fear. Your people refuse to integrate peacefully and you refuse to adopt the culture and morals of the countries you immigrate to or are born into. If you want to see just what your 'religion, culture, whatever' the fuck you label it does to a civilized country then just look to France. Your people are rioting in the streets, burning down Christian churches, demanding financial aid from the government in the form of social welfare programs and medical handouts and you do so without giving anything meaningful in return, and then you wonder why you are hated? The ratio of Muslim violence against non-muslims in France is 15 to 1 and yet hey, your not a part of the problem huh? You suck up resources, incite violence, demand people in other countries conform to your standards, and then claim hatred is pushed against you?? Jee, wonder why that could possibly be?? Just recently there was the case of the Muslim man in France who was found to be a part of a group of over 200 Muslim males who were operating a prostitution ring comprised of white teenage girls. His response when caught by authorities was to brag that white girls were easy to manipulate because western culture taught them to dress and act like sluts. He said that on national television! So yeah, if your reviled because of your culture then you cannot blame that on racism or bigotry. Instead you have to blame that on the people in your religion/culture that refuse to move into the modern world and who incite violence against those who disagree with them. THAT is who is responsible for you being called names and looked upon with hatred."

How shocking! Someone trying to justify threatening an 18 year old girl in broad daylight! Obviously it was out of fear, though. I mean, I'm a short, chubby girl with sparkly pink shoes. I strike fear in the hearts of small children. I can't tell you about France, but I can tell you in Canada, the majority of Muslim immigrants are University educated (doctors, engineers, tons of accountants) and peaceful, often escaping a war torn country or just trying to find a better life for their children. And I know it's hard to wrap your ignorant little mind around, but culture and religion are different and the act of one "Muslim" does not speak for Islam or all other Muslims, even if they say it does. 

So don't you dare try to blame the atrocious acts of war, prostitution, terrorism, and violence on my beautiful religion and don't try to justify a grown man threatening me. It's disgusting.

“If anyone kills one innocent person, it would be as if he killed all of mankind: and if any one saves one person, it would be as if he saved the whole of mankind.” -Qur'an 5:32

God bless a country like America where an old white man in a suit walking out of a shopping mall can make threatening, racial slurs at a young girl and no one says anything. I'm pretty sure I might have gotten in a huge fight if my mom hadn't been there and pulled me away.

God bless a country like the United States of America where you can be easily called a “fucking terrorist” for simply being brown, for wearing a hijab, a turban, a saari, a shalwar kameez, for not looking conventionally American (read: White) but where a white man, after killing people from an already harassed minority, is still given the generous benefit of doubt as to whether he is a terrorist or not.

Ramadan is a beautiful time for me. During this month, we (Muslims) are depriving ourselves of worldly comforts during the day - this includes food, water, and intimacy with spouses. We aren't permitted to swear or put ourselves in a situation where we might be tempted to sin. We also increase our prayers and charity during the month.

For me, it is a month of detoxing. We're told that the devils are locked up for the month and all the doors of Heaven are opened so it causes you to reflect and consider what the sins you commit during this month say about your own soul.

It's a time of unity within the Ummah (Muslim community). We are all starving and yearning for closeness with our Creator. We are all humbled and empty and begging God to fill us with His blessings and comfort, rather than those of this dunya (this temporary world). During this month I must confront my laziness, my gluttony, my vanity, my greed. I replace that with humility, kindness, patience, and love. 

I am incredibly open and honest about this side of me. This is a month in which I am submitting to my Creator. I don't feel ashamed about this and I don't think it changes that I am a dominant woman. I am striving to please the One who made me exactly as He wanted me even before I was born, who formed me in my mother's womb, who nurtures and comforts me, and who loves me more than anyone in this world could. 

As I said, it's a beautiful month. I pray for the wonderful people on this website, that you may find peace and comfort as well. 

I am thinking of taking a leave of absence during the Holy month of Ramadan, which begins next week inshaAllah. 

This summer course is killing me and it's not even work I can have my slaves do. I feel like someone hit me over the head with a big bag of classic American literature.... 

oh wait... yeah, that has happened

If you say Ayrab, Mozlem, and Izlamic and think they are all interchangeable, your opinion is invalid. 

Cowards on here are getting boring. If you're going to send a rude message, at least have the balls to hear the response. 

Can we all just take a minute and laugh at people who are so uneducated about biology and psychology that they think every single female/male on earth wants the same thing or has the same sexual preferences? You do realize there's more than just male and female on the earth too, right? 

Glossary of terms:

Halal - permissible

Haraam - forbidden

Islamic - part of or relating to Islam

Muslim - a follower of the religion of Islam

Infidel - a term used in Christianity as someone who hasn't been baptized, in Islam it is used for a non-believer

Kufar - a Muslim-specific term for non-believer

Shariah - Islamic law

I'll probably update this, however for now these are the commonly misused terms I've seen. 

A woman exercising her right to say no should not offend you. This isn't about you. Stop acting as if other people are here to cater to you and maybe you'll start liking yourself enough to find validation in that way and then maybe someone will like you too.